Someone (usually elderly) that refuses to accept smartphones and move forward with the rest of the world; however still takes advantage of the smartphone by asking someone else to do it for them.
Can you get directions on your phone
Can you look up ...... on ...... for ME
You are a smartphone leech!
Can you look up ...... on ...... for ME
You are a smartphone leech!
by **NecroKiller** February 18, 2019
A parasite with great audacity; a feeding parasite easily seen by others; a funny parasite that reminds one of ‘good times’; a small but colorful jungle creature good for a laugh; a creature easily plucked off and thrown away.
Origin: picture of Madagascar leech on the face of the world’s leading expert on leeches, Mai Fahmy.
Origin: picture of Madagascar leech on the face of the world’s leading expert on leeches, Mai Fahmy.
by bespectacled May 06, 2022
A person who takes their sweet time and pays zero regard for what other people have to do, then tries to come up with valid excuses about why they were taking their sweet time but their excuses are wrong
by Rill GiktokExcelticus February 23, 2017
When your scrote gets warm and sticky, adheres to your thigh, and won't peel off without being manually pulled away, like having a thirsty leech on your leg.
by Therealdingleberryjerry May 10, 2018
"Jenny is a cum Leech she sucked my cock and then I fell asleep ,it went on for hours until I got a cum blister"
by Cone stoker August 20, 2022
Nonna leeche is the queen of spades in the card game heart...... also can be the name of christopher columbus' wife said to be the first lady of the night aka prostitute in the modern world.,
nonna leeche
by nancycharlesoscar150 September 10, 2009
by JEMMAXOXN January 09, 2020