Dr Kloss

A dude from an SCP Foundation YouTube series (it's discontinued now) from a channel called Professor Lucius

Person 1: Hey dude you know any hot SCP guys??

Me: Yeah bro, Dr Kloss, he's very hot

by Sayori hangs herself dudes July 26, 2023

Kir koloft

Persian/Farsi word for "Big Dick" or someone who has a big dick.

Kir koloft is here.
(Big Dick is here)

by kirkoloft2023 June 16, 2023

Randal Kolo Muani

the sexiest footballer in this world. came to PSG from frankfurt and he has been cooking like mad when playing at the parc des princes. this man is world class and even the great lionel messi admits that he should win a ballon dor in the coming future. he will sit that ninja turtle on his arse and become the new owner of PSG

Randal Kolo Muani is the coldest footballer on planet earth

by big fat tubby December 15, 2023

tingle tingle koloo limpa

a elf ritual that elfs do on there birthday

that elf is so tingle tingle koloo limpa

by deez nuts 359021 July 25, 2016

alex's kolo

A nightmare featuring a fat potato with his bum hanging out ready to squash you.

Kat: Have you seen alex's kolo lately?
Cat: Yeah, its a nightmare.

by James Hardtits June 1, 2018

Caffeine and Kilos

What real athletes wear in and outside of the gym.

“Did you see that guys Caffeine and Kilos shirt? I’ll bet he lifts more than me.”

by Team CK November 24, 2021