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Australia

Satans playground
“Hey have you been to Australia”

“Oh you mean Satan’s playground?”
by Short bean April 13, 2022
mugGet the Australiamug.

Australia

First of all, KOALAS AREN’T BEARS
second of all, Australia is the best god-fucking cunt-ry

See what I did there
Mate, Australia is fucking nuts
Mate: yeah, lotta cunts there ain’t there?
by Syrup of the Maply Maples April 3, 2019
mugGet the Australiamug.

Australia

A country full of hard yakka and no one but bludgers in charge of it, doing nothing but cooking chooks on the barbie.

This pretty much means blokes have nothing but blowies between their ears and are as busy as a cat burying shit.
Person 1: Got yakka mate?
Person 2: Yeah but bloke next door keeps doing the aussie salute as much as a chook lays eggs.
Person 1: No excuse to throw the barbie the the billabong mate.
Person 3:*whispers to Person 1* Think he's got blowies up the clacker.
Person 1:*whispers to Person 3* Wouldn't blame him, we're in Australia after all.
by greatdane130065 August 28, 2017
mugGet the Australiamug.

spoonfuls of australia

A great amount, spoonfuls, of sweat build up under male genitalia, which is down under, like Australia.
Tom was changing into his uniform and I could smell spoonfuls of Australia from the next stall over!
by Daddytoes September 4, 2016
mugGet the spoonfuls of australiamug.

Australia Effect

When you think today is tomorrow, but it's actually yesterday.
"I was sure today was Tuesday but it's actually Monday. Proper Australia Effect, I feel like I gained a whole-ass day ."
by mindzoo April 12, 2021
mugGet the Australia Effectmug.

Australia

best place on earth..... FOR THE FUCKEN WHITE ASSES. they are extremley racist and always cocky asses
person 1: you been to straya?
person 2: yeah bro fucken shitty az australia
by unluggymatausi June 4, 2018
mugGet the Australiamug.

Australia

Supposedly a country. In reality, australia does not exist. Nobody has ever met anybody from australia. It is a vast government conspiracy. If you think you are driving through australia, you are really unconscious in a secret government facility where scientists are implanting false memory engrams into your mind. People are implanted into societies to make you believe that this country is real.
Person 1: I used to live in Australia, you know. Pretty cool place.
Person 2: Begone, THOT! I know what your'e up to!
by 666_ October 4, 2018
mugGet the Australiamug.

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