Hood Shower

someone who smokes blunts should refer to this.

The act of spraying fabreeze, Glade, or any god damn air freshener you want, all over yourself, making sure to make a real shower out of it...
The reason being is because you reek of weed.

Enjoy Niggas,

Fatt-e

1. "Damn Nigga, You smell like you just boxed the scrape scrape"

"Let me get a hood shower son"

2. "Whos Been Smokin Hella Blunts?"

Quick Pimpin, Let Me Get A Hood Shower

3. "Damn Nigga, why are you all wet?"

Hood Shower Nigga, Hood Shower

by Fatt-e March 13, 2010

Hood Rich

You managed to finance the Escalade for despite your terrible credit, but you don't have any money for gas. You live in your mom's house but wear blingin' chains. TRANSLATION: Someone in the ghetto who spends money they obviously don't have is "Hood Rich". A Repo-man's wet dream.

by Scoots January 22, 2003

Bougie hood

A "bourgeois" neighboorhood. Bourgeois is another word for rich/classy, so a bougie hood = upper-class neigborhood.

"And here we have some Arizona Iced Tea, rellly fo the classy, bougie hood chick, you know".

by cHOCOpOCKEY August 22, 2011

fuck hood

Another name for condom

Partner 1: Babe let’s fuck.
Partner 2: Ok I’ll get the fuck hood.

by Natehiggers1332 October 8, 2020

Hood Momma

Born and raised in the Streets/Ghetto. She is well connected. She knows what's she wants and knows how to get it. She often has more than one child. She uses her cunning, sexuality, street smarts, baby daddy or daddy's, and assistance from the government to provide for herself and her children.

Hood Momma lives in a shack but them kids stay fat!

by J*Skeezy April 12, 2015

hood romance

The type of romance that is expressed in a sincere, straight-forward, but crude manner. A relationship that is publicly open regarding their strange and sometimes raunchy sexuality.

Girl: "Look sweets, I'm even folding your underwear. You're welcome."
Boy: "Thanks bae. I'll fuck you in the ass later for it."
Girl: "That's the sweetest thing anyone's said to me."

THAT'S HOOD ROMANCE!!

by Moses & Huggz May 29, 2016

hood wit it

someone who is so ghetto fab, and they have no idea.

Brandy is so hood wit it in her phat farms and baby phat

by BabyJ-xoxo October 17, 2008