Willy-hat

A cute word for condom.

Don't be a prat, wear a willy-hat!

by Gee, Ro, Sarah and Bee May 6, 2005

scoop hat

A hat worn by someone with “dog” in their made up nickname

That guy over their ribs wearing a scoop hat how gay

by Mashedhellspawn March 14, 2022

Sad Hat

The instance when your dick is trying to enter a busted up vagina and the flabby labia fold in on the vaginal entrance so your dick can't get in but is just hanging out wearing a "sad hat" of floppy pussy folds.

Last night I was hanging with that ho Jessica and when we tried to have sex, I couldn't get my dick in her pussy cuz those nasty meat curtains just folded up on my dick like a sad hat.

by Taintamount December 2, 2016

hat grade

a grade one is in :)

guess what grade im in...HAT GRADE

by that is ridiculous August 21, 2006

Church Hat

A gaudy hat worn to church. Frequently incorporate sequins and/or bows. Generally have matching gloves. Most commonly seen on the heads of middle-aged+ black women in the South on Sundays or at any other formal occasion.

When she sang at the inauguration of Barack Obama, Aretha wore her church hat.

by 241405 January 23, 2009

Karate Hat

The headwear that karate practitioners wear when they're getting serious. The karate hat is placed upon their head and tightened to the highest degree.

Example: Ryu from Street Fighter wears a karate hat to show that he's always serious and ready to throw down.

Ryu Raichu wears his karate hat with his food buddy Kevin when they take on the world.

by OG_Duckboi May 23, 2019

brunch hat

A hat that you put on on a weekend morning at college when you want to go out to eat brunch but you don't want to shower first. The hat disguises the disgustingness of your unwashed hair and gives the impression that you got dressed this morning, when in fact all you did was pull some jeans on over the boxers you slept in.

Roommate #1: Man, I'm really hungry, but I don't want to shower, or put on pants, or move at all really.
Roommate #2: Dude, just get yourself out of bed, put on your brunch hat, and go get something to eat in the dining hall. You can shower tomorrow.

by Hobo Style September 8, 2013