Glizzy Alarm Clock

A kick in the dick to start your day right.

I kept hitting snooze before my interview, so my girl finally got me up with a Glizzy Alarm Clock.

by Witch Trinity December 13, 2022

glizzy

something men say to sound fucking stupid. it’s deadass a hot dog.

cole: “yo, aha, last night jessica swallowed my dick like it was a glizzy.”

brad: “bro, i thought we had something...”

by savamaylei September 15, 2020

Glizzy

The wiener inside of a hot dog bun
Also a legendary meme

Yo how much sauce you gonna put on the glizzy

by Trvsh kun s uncle April 6, 2021

Glizzy

An old man's penis

I know she seems young but she will certainingly slurp that glizzy in order to get that money.

by DarthAnonamoose July 9, 2022

glizzy

The kind of hotdog you can only get from a Speedway hot roller

She gobbled my glistening glizzy until I gooped goo

by Puregoldbaby October 15, 2023

Glizzy

scientific term for a group of white people

The glizzy congregated in a line down the street from the Apple store to await the new iPhone release.

by GlizzWizzard June 14, 2022

Glizzy

A new word for hot dogs or weenies

Mmm that glizzy was so good

by Starlightwhitt May 11, 2022