ship of the desert

a ship of the desert is other wise known as a camel...the reason being is that they are full of arab seamen {semen}

when i was in desert storm, our pilots were shooting at the ship of the desert with their 2.75" rockets for target practice

by douglas epley January 14, 2007

Desert Oasis High School

- Conceived in 2008 in Las Vegas, NV, Desert Oasis High School is the child school of Sierra Vista High School and Liberty High School, both of which are shit schools.... which is ironic because Desert Oasis is the best school in the county.
- Also the brain child of the massive budget deficit in Las Vegas an one of the last schools built.
- 60% of Population at Desert Oasis HS is Asian+ 40% of DOHS is Wealthy = 100% better then your school.

You go to a cool school, you must go to Desert Oasis High School.

by J.M and R.T December 4, 2010

desertspoon

It's called a dessertspoon you fucking Yank!

A dessertspoon is about 2.5 times the size of a teaspoon and is used to aid in the consumption of puddings etc without fucking up one's shirt.

Women also use it for satisfaction (hence why I put it in Sex)

Uh...a spoon?

What do you want an example of? It's a fucking dessertspoon not Hume's moral non-cognitivism!

by TheBeast April 5, 2005

Good Deed Doer

... ask the Wizard of Oz from the Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Hollywood classic 1939 major motion picture starring Judy Garland. After Dorothy's little dog, Toto has pulled the curtain by exposing him as another, average, mortal human-being.

The Wizard then uses 'Good Deed Doer' as a definition of character when he's presenting the earned honors and awards of valor to the Tin Woodsman, the Cowardly Lion and the Scarecrow near the end of the much-celebrated favorite.

by OzMoses June 2, 2012

Doberman

A large sized, short-haired, A.K.C-registered breed. First developed in Germany by the tax collecter Louis Dobermann. Dobermans are very clingy to their owners and make a loyal, well tempered dog if raised correctly. Could become aggressive if not given proper care and training. The tail is traditionally docked from puppyhood and ears may be cropped or left natural. Comes in red, fawn, black, or blue with either rust or tan markings. Some are also born pure white which is a fault in the show ring. Dobermans are prone to heart conditions as well as color deformity. Also a very intelligent breed that needs mental excercise as well as physical.

The Doberman makes a loyal dog, but if raised incorrectly, it may become aggressive.

by o2theMalley July 4, 2008

Desert Island

A masturbation technique in which a man rips the wings off of a fly, takes a bath and places the wingless fly on the head of his erect penis. The masturbater allows the fly to walk over the tip of the erect penis (like a castaway on a desert island) until the man ejaculates.

Hey Dennis, can you catch me a fly... I think I want to take a Desert Island after dinner.

by lunchboxes September 8, 2006

Desert Eagle

Sex move. While conducting intercourse on beach (or other sandy location), male who is penetrating woman dips his penis in sand and continues the act of intercourse...as long as possible. AKA The Breaded Pork Chop.

I was beating up that sideways smile on the beach, and I actually pulled off the Desert Eagle.

by Hektor18 January 2, 2011