Hamper Diving

Sorting through the dirty clothes basket when you do not own a single clean shirt or pair of pants. This act is usually executed when one is too lazy to wash and fold clothes. College men and women can become victim to hamper diving. Similar to dumpster diving.

Jimmy: Dude, last night I didn't have a clean wife-beater so I went hamper diving for one.

John: Seriously, wash your fucking clothes.

by xxandroid November 7, 2012

slum dive

Refers to an upscale, successful female chasing or dating a piece of shit or lowlife male.

Your girl definitely took a slum dive when she started dating you, she's a paralegal at the best firm in town. All you do is smoke pot and sit around all day at your moms house with your no job having ass.

by Your psuedoym June 1, 2020

the meat dive

the act of diving in ones vagina

homeboy1: ...then i gave her the meat dive
homeboy2: sick

by Plastic Catholic September 22, 2019

Dumbo Diving

The act eating out a female with an elephant-ear vagina (A.K.A. Muff Diving).

Guy: So how was your night with Megan?

2nd guy: You don't wanna know..

Guy: What happened!?

2nd Guy: Well, I ended up Dumbo Diving her right on the sofa. I was scared and wet and just wanted to go home!

by lilac meadows October 27, 2011

pelican diving

The act of having sex while on the beach, pulling out, dipping your dick in the sand, and re-entering the vag.

Yeah bro, she was just sun bathing and told me she was horny, so I went pelican diving.

by Urbanqueef August 5, 2014

Slipper-Diving

When your pet dog or cat jams their nose in your footwear to inhale your foot-musk.

MAN: What is the dog doing with my slipper?
WOMAN: She's rolling around in your foot stench.
MAN: Oh, she is Slipper-Diving.

by phillyofclayton April 10, 2011

dolphin diving

during sex on the beach, after a guy finishes he goes down and dip his penis in the sand and quickly puts it back in. he then run away.(dive)

hey dude, lets go dolphin diving!

by sandy randy March 26, 2010