Deez nuts

a joke that is absolutely pointless and you will hear at least once or twice in your day teenage boys say it 24/7

Do you know bust? Bust Deez nuts.
Pointless ik

by Man shut the fuc up September 2, 2021

Deez nuts

1. mans two delicate balls held in a sack under his penis
2. dells delicate ballsack (restraunt)
3. a man joking about his penis with jokes freshly held in his brain ( taught by internet) and jokes about it during the worst times

example of def 3.

you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY

you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS

also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA

by jo momma 456 June 2, 2021

Deez Nuts

A joke personally to troll friends, family or randoms online.

A well known meme.

Person 1: “Hey, do you know Candice?”
Person 2: “Who’s Candice?”
Person 1: “CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH?”

by KNOWYOURFACTS June 2, 2021

deez nutted

An action in which one person manages to make another read the words 'deez nuts' over the internet.

bro i just got deez nutted

by wkandiel51 June 12, 2021

Deez Nuts

got em

deez nuts in yo mouth

by httpCyanide June 14, 2021

Deez nuts

The forbidden joke

Person A- Are you related to Prince Philip?
Peron B- No, why?
Person A- CAUSE YOU COFFIN ON DEEZ NUTS

by ya.boi.skinny.penis. June 16, 2021

Deez nuts

Deez nuts is a joke made lots of people on tik tok and if you get a text saying :

Candice
Ligma
And so on, your getting a deez nuts or balls joke

On kahoot: Candice joins
Teacher: "who's Candice?"
All the students: "can deez nuts fit on your mouth"

by ImnotCandice June 18, 2021