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Darren

He is the sexiest and smartest man you'll ever meet, hot AF and funny.

LOVES making dad jokes.
Ellie: Did you see Darren today?
Carla: Hell yeah I did!! what. a. HOTTIE!
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darren is a rare specimen, they typically have these traits ;

(1) an amazing sense of humor, everybody in the room will laugh at their jokes. darren's laugh lights up the room, but their laugh is exclusive. they dont laugh at anything, his laugh is too magical for that :D.

(2) an infectious laugh, they have the best laughs, ones that light up the entire room. their laugh instantly infects everybody in the room.

(3) last but not least, phenomenal personalities :D if u ever find a darren, make sure to lock them up in ur closet and swallow the key. coz they'll always be by ur side, they are the most loyal and faithful creatures on this planet. they are easy to get along with <3 they'll always be there for you and they can always make you smile with their amazing sense of humor. they never struggle to make you happy:3. if you let a darren in your life, they'll brighten up your life. darrens have immense beauty and talent in the arts, they have extreme talent in the arts. anything they produce comes our magical and one of a kind. they are passionate and can triumph through any situation. they will make you feel like the most special person in this world, they'll make you feel out of this world. they're great as lovers, and will always prioritize you over anybody and anything. they'll make you feel like your dreaming (in a good way ^^).

a darren will take over your mind, like a plague.
person 1 : dyk darren?
person 2 : yes!! he's amazing.
by loomisme December 8, 2023
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Darren

Darren’s the kind of guy who you will meet for the first time and instantly know you’re gonna be best friends. He’ll show you cool music. Be your friend you can take anywhere. Skate anywhere with you. He has a unique twist on the world around us and is definitely one of a kind. Nicest guy ever with a soft heart. If you find a Darren and you’re lucky enough to call him a friend, keep him around forever
“Hey I’m going to hang out at darrens, check you later
“Who’s Darren?”
“You don’t know who Darren is???”
“No?”
“He’s the coolest guy you’ll ever meet.”
by anonymous July 11, 2022
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Darren is a lades man
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Darren

A curly haired freak who doesn’t know what he wants. A BOY who can’t get their life together. a TERRIBLE DRIVER who can’t make his mind, and is childish.
Darren is a buzzkill !
by tehesorrytodisappoint June 15, 2020
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Darren

A man that fucks cats, cows, and hay bails.
Darren is duscusting
by Darren Winter February 11, 2019
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Darren

Sexy,cute,handsom
If someone calls you Darren it is a compliment they are calling you sexy
by ThickNiggaBalls69420 February 12, 2021
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