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standard cycle

The graphable curve by which men can measure the frequency with which they receive blowjobs over the lifetime of a relationship.

If x=days spent in relationship and y=number of blowjobs-per-month, then as x increases, y decreases. The curve usually looks like the positive side of a hyperbolic graph, starting with y being very high and eventually reaching somewhere between 0 and 1, actually hitting zero if the relationship is in the marriage phase.
Dude 1: I used to get a lot of blowjobs, but they tapered off and eventually stopped happening. The standard cycle.

Dude 2: My standard cycle is a straight line that never goes above one.

Dude 1: Your wife sucks.

Dude 2: No, she doesn't, and that's the problem.
by Yet Another Josh Cohen December 4, 2009
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The Cycle

(N) - cyclical and tragic break-up process that involves breaking down to nothing before regaining one's form. Symptoms involve heavy binge drinking, random fits of tears and propensity for listening to depressing music (i.e. Dashboard Confessional).
That's the twelfth time he's put on "Round Here" what the hell?

Easy man, he's going through the cycle...it's all he's got.
by Jackdrnkrno7 March 12, 2010
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Menstress Cycle

The stress resulting from a man's dealing (lovingly) with a woman during her menstrual cycle.
Dude what's your problem?
I'm going through my menstress cycle. Bitch got me twisted.
by Jake's taken June 13, 2011
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eat for the cycle

The act of eating all four sausages at Milwaukee's Miller Park in the same game: bratwurst, Italian, hot dog, and Polish sausage.
Hey Pete, get me a coupla Polish while you're up.
Ya gonna eat for the cycle there, Gene?
Ya! Go Brewers!
by pete_kopitzky September 5, 2011
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Manstrual Cycle

The time in wadolesence when the young man regresses to a female likeness. Can develop the following symptoms: Short temperedness, irrationallity, agressive, development of breasts (man boobs), increased sex drive yet a decreased success.
Steer clear of Adam he's at that time in his manstrual cycle.
by Lewis Wandon June 7, 2005
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cycle pumper

n: a person usually a man that masturbates while taking long bike rides.

v: the act of cycle pumping
Johnny rides his bike so much. I hope that he is not cycle pumping.
by Jesse Atwell June 19, 2003
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cycle path

cycle path- a route taken by cyclists (i) cycle path- as in shes/hes a cycle path (psychopath)

Sicklist- annoying cyclist, a middle roader who thinks they own the road and cycle at 5mph looking at the views-a motorists pain in the arse
my ex girlfriend haha- during an unprovoked argument, say "F%*k me, your a bit of a skitso cycle path, whats that all about"

other people that are calm 1 minute and blow a fuse for no apparent reason and without triggering.
by monork65 November 7, 2010
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