Feeding bologna to the smurfs

When your smurf becomes hungry and needs his daily bologna

I walcked into ,y dad feeding bologna to the smurfs. Someone please bleach my eyes

by Bolognasmurf October 29, 2018

Mrs. Packerton's Bologna

Mrs Packerton from Sally Face is a savage.

"DONT EAT MRS. PACKERTON'S BOLOGNA! ITS MADE FROM HUMAN FLESH!"

by a crocodile elf December 18, 2020

Spiffy bologna water

When there is two elephants fighting over a boiled hotdog in and elementary school.

LOOK OUT! THERE IS SPIFFY BOLOGNA WATER OVER THERE!

by ThatBagle26 March 26, 2020

bologna wedding

1)When you are so broke, you can only afford to serve bologna sandwiches and punch at your wedding reception.
2)When you are so broke, your guests have to bring their own food and drinks to your wedding reception.
3)When you attend a wedding and don't bring a gift, or a gift of lesser value than the meal that you ate.

We are in love and desire to marry right away, however, it will have to be a bologna wedding, as neither of our families can pay for it.

by mouse wheel April 23, 2020

Banned Bologna

The genitals of a priest who has vowed a life of celibacy.

Did you hear what father Ben gave Sister Carrol? He gave her the ol’ Banned Bologna last night.

by Jokes n stuff February 28, 2021

bologna night stand

When you put two pieces of bologna between the couch cushions and fuck it.

Hey bro what you end up doing last night?

Just another bologna night stand.

by anonymous August 24, 2021

bologna fart

when your wife looks at you and stares at you and her partner can tell shes brewing up something ferocious. a deadly fart. you can either run or sit there, take it, and save the world.

She looked at me and out came a bologna fart

by itzReadyy August 12, 2024