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Bender

A hockey player with the bendiest ankles you've ever seen in your life. Uses 1 and a half rolls of shin tape on each one and still can't keep 'em straight. Prolly has supreme s150 skates and a sherwood stick with superman tape on the blade and Canada tape on the knob.
AAA player 1: "Oh god dude look at his ankles. Look at that stick too! Dude I probably wouldn't have even made the team this year if it weren't for my trusty dusty vapor 1x lite."
AAA player 2: "Yeah bro he's a bender, I heard Shattuck is playing on the rink over let's go and watch them."
by Brittany the skater girl July 4, 2018
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spagetti bender

Watch out for your cornhole,theres mad spagetti benders in New York.
by Donny Jeffco October 20, 2006
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Bender Bangle

A gay man used as a fashion accessory by a straight woman; whilst he is her friend, he is also this seasons must-have accessory.
Will is Grace's bender bangle.
by Cafferine November 29, 2007
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Banderas Syndrome

When a Mexican goes crazy after realizing that his Country is Doomed
Lady: Did you hear about the subway shooting?

Lady 2: Yes, that guy went crazy...

Lady: what do you think is wrong with him?

Lady 2: Banderas Syndrome. Thats what the doctors are calling it.
by Helden October 22, 2010
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Bendran

A teenage boy named "Brendan" given the nickname by his awesome friends. This person, how ever is an ***hole. He steals your kills, laughs at anything, and is obsessed with spartans! Otherwise, I guess he koo' (sort of).

Bendran's are usually talented at making you feel bad about yourself and making you want to kill others!
Brendan: I love you.
Person: No.
Bendran: I love you.
Person: Ok.
by Not a person! April 26, 2014
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Bender Regrets

It's a term that refers to when you are super hungover, snaking out from DTs, stuck in a town or place you don't want to be, feeling sorry for yourself, regretting all the shit you did to get to this place after a bender.
Baby, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have taken off on you, I'm sick and sorry and just want to be home with you.

Don't baby me, sounds like you have bender regrets.
by BenderRegrets2015 March 20, 2016
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