benched

1. To be in serious trouble.

2. To be unsightly, unpleasant, or inferior.

"Bro, I just benched that test."

"That pizza was so bench."

by lalaland045 March 4, 2024

bench

to make out

oml we just saw two kids benching at glen oval

by benchlord69 July 28, 2019

Slug Bench

A flat surface at about seat height, that despite being very uncomfortable is used as a bench by students. Usually whist eating.

Person 1: "Are you on a break?"
Person 2: "Yeah, slug bench?"
Person 1: "YEAH!"

by Finn McCooleo September 25, 2009

bench in howard park

a gay and a girl who looks a bit edgy’s fav spot to do chocolate covered raisianing and chocolate lesbianing.

would you like to go to the bench in howard park?

by awoogaawooga January 20, 2024

Bench Fassy

A man who disrespects or degrades other people for the validation or approval of other men.
The men who commonly fit this category are men who are in gangs or about the street life.
They don’t have father figures or disciplined guidance in their lives.

This guy only chats shit when he’s around his boys. He’s a true bench fassy.

by Arron j smith September 9, 2021

Benched

Done at teenage discos

We benched at the discod

by User 55556 September 13, 2019

claim a Johnny Bench

When something that was once at the forefront of popular culture or national consciousness has become generationally extinct.

Tammy: "Do you remember that Valley Girl song?"
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."

by Dean Houser November 11, 2008