Bacon Fatigue

A disdain for all things bacon-related, including but not limited to bacon festivals, foods wrapped in bacon, topped with bacon, etc. Refers specifically to hipster-originating bacon items; one may still enjoy bacon but one may not tweet/FB/IG evidence.

Ex. 1

Hipster: "Let's go to Coachella and eat chocolate-covered bacon ice cream!"
Other Hipster: "Yeah, that sounds dope."

Ex. 2

Before exploding in media popularity ca. 2011, bacon used to be enjoyable. Now I have bacon fatigue. Take back breakfast.

by Not A Robot May 02, 2013

Bacon Patrol

The police. The pigs formally known as the police.

"Oh look here comes the bacon patrol."

by Big Dick Johnny Ballsack September 22, 2011

Bacon Torpedo

The best innuendo for a dick... ever. Used by thrash metal band Motörhead in their 1987 hit "Eat The Rich" off of the "Rock And Roll" album.

Did I mention that it's the single greatest innuendo for a dick EVER!?!?

What's for breakfast?
Two eggs and a bacon torpedo!!!

by REDWHITEnCrue25 March 05, 2006

Stranger Bacon

any kind of meat with unknown cleanliness or point of origin

"Dude, the cafeteria is serving burgers today"

"Im not touching that stranger bacon"

by maxm246 November 29, 2013

Awaken the Bacon

Slang term for having a wank or generally becoming aroused

just woke up, all alone.....time to awaken the bacon i think

by dan102 September 20, 2010

Bacon

slang for Penis
written by James Jobe, Eli Joyner, and Ashley Bishop.

She ate my bacon.
I had to use more bacon grease.

by jwrj53 January 14, 2013

Bacon Tits

Amazingly good or beautiful.

"Fuck man, that shit is the BT."

"Bacon tits! Just got my stimmy check!"

by Markoos13 February 18, 2021