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Autistic fuckton

When you have a large amount of something. Usually many items in a particular group of objects or many copies of the same item
Dude, have you seen Tony's jackstands and floor jacks?

Other dude: yeah bro, he has an autistic fuckton of tools in general bro.
by Ttess1 January 12, 2026
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Autistic pet human

Typically a special needs person that looks adorable with the innocent eyes of a reptile or household pet. This is slang used by younger teens, and is considered offensive most often.
"Dude dylan is an autistic pet human."
by Superslicer January 29, 2026
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