by HallMonitor August 17, 2023
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Knock Knock
MURRAY:
Who's there?
JOKER:
It's the police, ma'am. Your son
has been hit by a drunk driver.
He's dead.
MURRAY:
that’s not funny.
Knock Knock
MURRAY:
Who's there?
JOKER:
It's the police, ma'am. Your son
has been hit by a drunk driver.
He's dead.
MURRAY:
that’s not funny.
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by the urban adder September 21, 2020
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by Alien Furry Rabbit November 6, 2003
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by The Accountant SA July 18, 2022
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Sean: Have you seen that guy over there helping that person with heavy things?
Derek: yeah that’s a King Murray right there.
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