Luke

That one buff but sensitive guy in the group whose crippling insecurity prevents him from trying anything outside his comfort zone, continuously referencing memes as a way to numb the pain that is reality.

God dammit Luke stop referencing memes when no one gets it, thats why you have no friends and for gods sake can u add other games to your steam library other than CSGO, you have 300hrs on it but no hours invested irl.

by Wizard of Succ February 21, 2018

Luke

This person loves video games yet is not always amazing at them. When Luke finds a thing he is passionate about he will not give up on it. Luke can usually be crazy and stubborn and also with trusting issue, but once you get to know this person they will usually make you laugh or hysterically cringe

Someone: I wanna talk.
Luke: I wanna play video games so maybe another time

by Skullz180 February 13, 2019

Luke

Luke has a smile that will instantly light up a room, His eyes are typically blue and deep like pools. Luke is tallllll as and gives the best hugs because of his long arms, and not only does he get A's in almost all his classes but he is really athletic as well (like running and basketball), he has a great personality and is always able to make you laugh, but is a little dorky as well, some would say he is the perfect guy.

Person A: oh my god who is that guy that just scored a 3-pointer
Person B: I think he's the guy that came top of my class
Person C: oh that's just Luke!

by xoxogg :) November 21, 2019

Luke

He is a manipulative bitch that everyone is pitty friends with and can't take when he is wrong and he is just a cunt that no one likes and he probably gay and has a small dick.And he can't argue he doesn't let u speak and when u couldn't explain ur point he thinks he is the shit when he isn't he's just a PIECE of shit and he doesn't care abt other people's feelings

person 1: do u like that kid Luke
Person 2:no I just am nice to him cause he is a sad sensitive bitch with no fucking humour and he is a geabag

by Yellow-sock22 December 24, 2017

Luke

(child)
shy with people at times, Annoying when he wants to be. Is NOT athletic, nerdy, Couldnt ride a bike until age 11, ect
He often looks at the urban dictionary and goes: “Holy shit am i actually a luke?” He has a 48.978 Of being an immigrant. Looks weak, Often gets bullied, but is smart enough to deal with it. When the bully physically attacks him, He plays it of like he just wants to leave, Then grabs the nearest Food related item And causes shit to go down. He doesnt know what others think of him, and can easily embrace lonlyness and rejection. TLDR: Shy-ish nerd who cant tie shoes And Fucks up bullies, Kinda weak. (I am one btw)

Bully: ha, nerd
Luke: thank you!
bully: You are an idiot
Luke: Then how come i’m the one in The Acedemic program BITCH?
bully: You suck
Luke: You suck too, Hayleys dad told me.

by Sunnybirb78 July 16, 2019

Luke

A fucking disgusting cut who is a retarded motherfucker

That's a Luke

by BradFrancis10 November 16, 2018

Luke

A fairly decent man. Not too bad of a guy. Normally christian and upper middle class. He gets ridiculed for his lack of size. Often makes the joke “quality over quantity”. However, this is not a joke.

“Oh, you slept with Luke last night. I heard he has a small penis.”

by Hotsoccermom17 June 3, 2021