by myguymclovin December 17, 2018
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The worst way to have your country end, but an amazing way to die. This device can vaporize anything within a 30-mile radius, any person within a 100-mile radius will be temporary blinded and hit with the smell of fresh lemons. It will take the shockwave about 15 seconds to reach 100 miles while it loses 6.67% of its power every second. Everything will be covered in yellow dust after the citrusy blast and 30-foot tall lemons will cover the area.
Inspired by Cave Johnson’s Combustible Lemon.
The worst way to have your country end, but an amazing way to die. This device can vaporize anything within a 30-mile radius, any person within a 100-mile radius will be temporary blinded and hit with the smell of fresh lemons. It will take the shockwave about 15 seconds to reach 100 miles while it loses 6.67% of its power every second. Everything will be covered in yellow dust after the citrusy blast and 30-foot tall lemons will cover the area.
Inspired by Cave Johnson’s Combustible Lemon.
“Hey, what’s that falling from the sky?”
“GET DOWN! IT’S A L.I.G.M.A STRIKE!”
“What’s a L.I.G.M.A Strike?”
“It’s a Lemon Infu-”
“I CAN’T SEE! AND WHY DO I SMELL LEMONS?”
“HOLY SHIT THAT IS A MASSIVE LEMON!”
“GET DOWN! IT’S A L.I.G.M.A STRIKE!”
“What’s a L.I.G.M.A Strike?”
“It’s a Lemon Infu-”
“I CAN’T SEE! AND WHY DO I SMELL LEMONS?”
“HOLY SHIT THAT IS A MASSIVE LEMON!”
by Steven The Absolute Idiot September 1, 2022
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by BenoSupremo January 30, 2021
Get the Southtown Strike mug.A napalm strike is where a person with severe diarrhea runs across the room while naked. While they shit on the floor, it contaminates the floor with steamy hot poop in the form of a jelly, just like the characteristics of napalm.
by Karminium April 9, 2021
Get the Napalm Strike mug.A group of men, usually led by someone named Derek, who meet up at a secret gym to engage in anal sex.
Dan: Looking forward to some Matroom 13 baton strikes this weekend. I wonder when Derek is going to let us know where we're meeting up.
Jason: I know right? Probably near an emergency room this time. He really had it rough with Scott and his crew really tore him up last go around. I had to get him to a doctor the next day. But he loves it so we'll see...
Jason: I know right? Probably near an emergency room this time. He really had it rough with Scott and his crew really tore him up last go around. I had to get him to a doctor the next day. But he loves it so we'll see...
by Old Man Neltson July 26, 2023
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by TheS August 1, 2022
Get the Heart Strike mug.The worst thing to happen to humanity since Runescape. Fan Boys will play this game for hours on end while drinking bawls or Red Bull. And then will accuse everyone who beats them at it of being a hacker.
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