Theo

Theo is the title given to people who transcend human comprehension. Theos have massive penises that end up in your asshole one way or another. When this man fucks you with just the tip, you will not be able to walk for the rest of your life. Theos when greeted into heaven immediately get the most hot sloppy toppy from god.

Angel: I think a theo is entering the gates of heaven now
God: hol on lemme tie my hair back.

by Ilovebrohan2212 October 2, 2023

Theo Kay

Theo is a big dick daddy for all the girls. He has a lot of friends, but they can be annoying or rude sometimes. He's very so lovable because he's kind, handsome, smart, caring , funny, and mature which means he has a large cock. A Theo is talented and a real man in the bed that will have you come out of a wheelchair if you let him play rough. A Theo is someone everyone wants, but Theo is the one who picks because he is an alpha male, described by many as the ultimate minge master. He is a once in a lifetime man.

-"OMG is that Theo Kay?!"

-"He's mine, back off "
-"There's enough of me for all of you"

by Fanny magnet September 20, 2022

Theo bubba

The best pookie in the world, he is our cutie pops idol, and an ex to many!

"Hey Theo bubba"
"Wassup bbg"
"OMG HES SO PERFECT"

by iloveub October 17, 2023

con-theo

Short for "conspiracy theory"

I don't believe in that con-theo about the moon landing.

by ComputerLover June 1, 2023

theo bro

It’s supposed to be a pejorative similar to “gym rat” or “gear head” where the person is considered too engrossed in the “hobby” of theology to have a healthy perspective.

Those theo bros don’t respect my feelings about Jesus because they worry too much about hermeneutics.

by jpsixsmith March 19, 2023

Axel Theo

A depressed man and tired of himself. He doesn't want anyone interfering in his life. A quiet man with a good heart if he is happy. He has friends whose names are Cedric and Calib. His mother is always angry with him even though he is innocent.

mom: you can't even do your homeworks. Make your projects! Or else. Do you have any maindset Theo?!

Axel Theo: mom please stop.

by Anvioux July 26, 2022

Theo (dore)

Usually a crackhead. Theo requires military-grade tranquilizers to function throughout the day. You might see Theo's spawn after watching enough Jojo's Bizzare Adventure. Theo sacrificed dick points at birth to invest them into speech speed. Be wary of Theo as he might bore you with anime lore.

"Have you seen Theo (dore)?"
"Nah, hes prolly playing Overwatch and downing tylenol"

by ZuccoMode March 22, 2022