Slurp Daddy's Tongue

When you desperatly want to curry fevor with somebody.

She didin't have the money to obtain a new car, so she had to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of her parents.
He was in a serious need of money, so he was forced to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of his Boss.
He Slurps Daddy's Tongue of his girlfriend parents, because he really wants to take her on a trip.
Imma need to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of Jesus, cause imma bout to be dragged to the god damn hell.

by KriZzu March 23, 2020

DUCK SLURP

In a parallel universe, where reality is flipped; The animals do the talking and humans are the pets. 'DUCK SLURP' is when a human excessively licks a DUCK to the point where it's uncomfortable enough to ask the human to leave it's 2 bedroom apartment with a sink that has a tile chipping away on the far left hand corner next to the enormous cum rag next to the 5 year old childs tooth brush that the mommy DUCK bought from the corner store on a lonely Saturday night when her husband was away sticking his tiny DUCK penis in another female DUCK.

Nigel: DuDe I went and done did a DuCk SluRp.

Toby: Dude that's radical man.

Seth: Gnarly dude.

by Jerenity Muntle The 69th August 3, 2018

Slurp

A nickname used for when you wanna be subtle about calling someone a slut.

Did you see Brenda with Dylan when she was with brad last night ? Ugh she's such a slurp slut

by Lilmilk October 9, 2017

slurping knees

Where you slide up to someone you like and start slurping thier knees

I slid up to this hot man and started slurping knees.

by Mada 87 April 20, 2018

double gluck slurp 8000

when a somebody gives a guy mad head slurps their dick like theres no tomorrow and then spits their seed into their ear with making elaphaunt noises.

"Did you hear jenny gave jared the double gluck slurp 8000?"

by bornedmcbeef January 3, 2021

Slurp Disease

when one slurps doing ANYTHING.
Tim's favorite disease. (:

The Slurp Disease:: slurp uses her mouth so much she tends to slurp uncontrollably.

by agw&anc April 19, 2009

*slurp*

A noise used for fun that sounds like your slurping out of a straw *not used for sexual purposes*

I looked at him and went (*slurp*), and he did it back

by Slurp123 October 6, 2019