double gluck slurp 8000

when a somebody gives a guy mad head slurps their dick like theres no tomorrow and then spits their seed into their ear with making elaphaunt noises.

"Did you hear jenny gave jared the double gluck slurp 8000?"

by bornedmcbeef January 3, 2021

Slurp derp

To drink something delicious or to make it known that it’s magnificent.

That drink was slurp derp!

by Tynn April 26, 2021

Slurp Job

When your girl grabs your dick as if she’s about to give a hand job then starts sucking and making slurp noises.

Yo bro, Vanessa’s pretty fat, but she can give one hell of a slurp job

by Zander 632 August 5, 2023

Sneaky slurp

When you suck someone’s ass in their sleep with a straw

An intruder performed a sneaky slurp on my sister last night.

by Thereal Ohgee November 13, 2017

Slurp

The act of sucking on something
Or
A homosexual discord furry

Wow he can really slurp!
Slurp is in love with raven team leader from fortnite

by Simon van der Linde December 18, 2023

sand slurp

A Sand slurp is a disgusting bottom dweller found in both freshwater and salt water. Very common off the coast of Italy, Japan, and Melbourne (Australia).

"Did you see that gross guy hitting on me last night?", "Yeah, he was a total sand slurp"

by BigFloppyDownstairsOperation June 13, 2018

Oats slurping

Penis licker. Slurping of the penis. With or without oats.

Maria was the best oak slurper known to mankind.
Maria loves to go oats slurping with her man.

by MoneyMoney3339 August 9, 2025