Shoulder hopper

(surfer slang) A person who frequently engages in the activity of shoulder hopping.

Man, look! Another shoulder hopper down the beach! Damn, this beach sucks sometimes.

by FireSBurnsmuP December 17, 2008

shoulder tap

When your getting blown by a chick who has great form, you tap her on the shoulder so she will get in position to get blasted in the fast

I was getting blown by drews mom and gave her the shoulder tap, then BLAM she caught it all over her face!!

by drews mom September 4, 2009

shoulder spike

When you smack a homeless mans shoulder with the end of your genitals as he sleeps on his bench, causing him to break down and have a seizure.

*whack*
*unaudible screeching*
Random man-“woah that homeless man just got shoulder spiked.”

by Pp hard June 6, 2018

Shoulder Junk

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.

Phil's balls are all over Mikey's chest, that's one hell of a shoulder junk.

by Ray Albright August 27, 2007

sex shoulder

When your shoulders are so sexy they look like something a girl would grab during sex and claw at.

"Did you see Jimmy's sex shoulders. Mmm I'd tear him up"

by Sexyshoulders March 18, 2014

Shoulder Cat

A cat that will lay across your shoulder while you walk around, sometimes around the back of your neck if you're using both hands to secure them. Contrary to popular belief, cats don't have nine live and certainly don't always land on four feet.

For instance, I once had a cat so tame that it didn't know how to land. At all. And I'm assuming that if you have a shoulder cat that trusts you enough to laze around atop your shoulder, it wont be able to either, so be careful.

Shoulder cat; A cat on your shoulder

"Its kind of funny how Capt'n, you're pet, sits on your shoulder and not the other way around" (Don't get the joke?:

A captain with a pet on their shoulder (parrot, monkey, cat) instead of a person with Cap'n on their shoulder) *sigh* I know, lame joke, em I right?

by catsanddogs123456 August 14, 2017

Shoulder Shag

the act of rubbing your shoulder against someone elses in a sexual manner

Dude come shoulder shag this bitch with me!

by PoniesRUs April 7, 2009