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patting the piglet

Masturbating. The female version of the phrase "belting the hog," since a woman's clitoris is pink like a piglet and less aggression is implied in the cute alliterative phrase.
I sometimes rag on my boyfriend for how much he belts the hog, but I'd sure be embarrassed if he knew how much of my week I spend patting the piglet.
by Juniper Kollwitz April 15, 2009
mugGet the patting the pigletmug.

Pat-splaining

When Pat makes up words to impress an audience.
That is clearly some bullshit pat-splaining.
by Hexdepthsguy October 22, 2018
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Pat Attack

Emotional distress caused by a waiter screwing up the order.
Supreme Patty (aka 4650 Marmo aka Mirasol Judea) had a Pat Attack because the dude at islands forgot to write down ‘no pickles’"
by Jacobcod October 2, 2018
mugGet the Pat Attackmug.

pat kiloran

the worst member of milkk.
his fans all say they hate him but deep down he's a sweetheart and we all love him (but we won't admit that.)

stream headrush
pat kiloran sux
by milkkie April 3, 2019
mugGet the pat kiloranmug.

Pat slapper

A person who enjoys throwing rocks into cow pats as a form of entertainment.

May also be used as an insult when no good ones will come to mind.
by renidragger October 2, 2010
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Pat the Hammer

Very wise
Pat the Hammer knows all.
by 101sarcasm February 4, 2021
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The Pat Borders

The Pat Borders is a sex move in where the girl on top squats on your cock while facing ahead. She then bounces up and down like shes trying to throw out the man stealing second.
The Pat Borders is a tribute to the former Blue Jays back catcher, the one and only...Pat Borders.
by theruuturegime July 15, 2007
mugGet the The Pat Bordersmug.

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