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Karate Hat

The headwear that karate practitioners wear when they're getting serious. The karate hat is placed upon their head and tightened to the highest degree.

Example: Ryu from Street Fighter wears a karate hat to show that he's always serious and ready to throw down.
Ryu Raichu wears his karate hat with his food buddy Kevin when they take on the world.
by OG_Duckboi May 23, 2019
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hat swipe

When someone takes a hat and swipes it across their bum repetitively and tosses it when they are done.
Did you see that girl at the Cubs game? She took that White Sox hat and gave it the ol' hat swipe.
by Shmurd4 October 8, 2016
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dish hat

An object used to cover the remains of your leftover food when you don't want the cook to know you hated it.
When you put your friend's empty plate upside down over your full plate, resulting in concealed wasted food.

"I found a hair in my meatball, so I'm taking your empty plate to use as a dish hat."

"Come on, Honey, or we'll be late for my Mom's Thanksgiving dinner!" "Just a sec, I'm grabbing the dish hats!"

"Girrrrl, if you don't put more hot sauce on dem wings, Imma throw a dish hat on 'em!"

"Oh, did you finish your taters already???" "No! They're under my dish hat!"
by Brett Christie Windsor October 1, 2012
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brunch hat

A hat that you put on on a weekend morning at college when you want to go out to eat brunch but you don't want to shower first. The hat disguises the disgustingness of your unwashed hair and gives the impression that you got dressed this morning, when in fact all you did was pull some jeans on over the boxers you slept in.
Roommate #1: Man, I'm really hungry, but I don't want to shower, or put on pants, or move at all really.
Roommate #2: Dude, just get yourself out of bed, put on your brunch hat, and go get something to eat in the dining hall. You can shower tomorrow.
by Hobo Style September 8, 2013
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The Hat Man

The Hat Man knows all, The Hat Man sees all. And he wants to meet you. To summon his physical form to our Plane of Existence, you must perform the ritual. First, place a Tophat of your choice on the floor, and cover the ground around it with garlic salt. And then light the salt. Once that is completed, you must consume a high enough dosage of a drug to induce a high feeling. And then sleep laying next to the ritual. At exactly 3:45 am, you will awake, and The Hat Man will be there to visit you.
"The Hat Man is love, the Hat Man is life."
by The Hat Man__ January 17, 2023
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comfort hat

A hat that's permanently worn in public by men in their 20s and 30s that are going bald, but aren't ready to show the world that they're bald.
Person 1: "I haven't seen Larry without a hat in 5 years."
Person 2: "It's his comfort hat. He's not ready to show the world that he's bald"

Person 1: "He should just go bald sometimes without a hat. Bald is beautiful."
person 2: "He should be like Jeff and just accept that he's bald. Jeff doesn't wear a comfort hat. Sometimes he wears a hat--but he also goes out in public bald and hatless."
by doctorsupreme May 24, 2022
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scoop hat

A hat worn by someone with “dog” in their made up nickname
That guy over their ribs wearing a scoop hat how gay
by Mashedhellspawn March 14, 2022
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