Sarah: so what do you want for your birthday?
Ricky: a trouser friendly kiss.
Sarah: a trouser friendl...? eerruuggh ur nasty!
Liz: you can get one from me!
Ricky: a trouser friendly kiss.
Sarah: a trouser friendl...? eerruuggh ur nasty!
Liz: you can get one from me!
by caramelboy June 30, 2008
A man with a small penis. His name is Justin because it’s only ever just in. His penis is like a shrimp; very small and often a bit smelly.
by Jock S January 25, 2018
Stretch pants with an elastic waistband allowing for excessive consumption of food without hindering the expansion of ones stomach.
Worn mostly by males, however some womens clothing offers the same benefits.
May be abbreviated FLT.
Worn mostly by males, however some womens clothing offers the same benefits.
May be abbreviated FLT.
I am sure glad I had on my flexible leisure trousers when I ate the triple patty hamburger with double the meat and a super sized value meal, otherwise my pants button would've shot across the room.
by Michael Silver May 17, 2009
Either:
(1) the ultimate fashion faux pas
or
(2) an archaic hookup garment for gay men.
In 1950s London, when homosexuality was illegal, young homosexual men first used trousers made of red corduroy as a means of identifying one another at a distance, and of indicating that they were available for sexual liaisons with other men.
The trend is thought to have started out among recently-demobilised gay ex-army officers, but soon spread through polari subculture to encompass gay men in general.
The logic behind it was that red corduroy trousers are so hideous that only men who understood their true meaning would ever wear them, so there was no room for misunderstanding.
(1) the ultimate fashion faux pas
or
(2) an archaic hookup garment for gay men.
In 1950s London, when homosexuality was illegal, young homosexual men first used trousers made of red corduroy as a means of identifying one another at a distance, and of indicating that they were available for sexual liaisons with other men.
The trend is thought to have started out among recently-demobilised gay ex-army officers, but soon spread through polari subculture to encompass gay men in general.
The logic behind it was that red corduroy trousers are so hideous that only men who understood their true meaning would ever wear them, so there was no room for misunderstanding.
I see you're wearing red corduroy trousers. Does that mean you're up for some hot bum sex? And can I bring my friend Reggie to watch?
by Hangus the Monkey June 25, 2010
by Desiree, uhduh. August 17, 2006
A northern irish term dating back to the ship building days in Belfast - at the end of the Friday shift, builders would remove their heavy work trousers and flap them, signalling the end of the shift to other workers. It has now become a common term amongst office workers in velfast.
by Billybrice December 13, 2019
Texas Trouser Headlock
A sex position. When a male and a female are about to engage in intercourse, the male pulls down the female's pants in a way that they turn inside out as they come off, but stop so that they remain around the ankles. Finally the legs are lifted up so that the trousers catch around the back of the neck keeping them locked in the upright position.
Warning: The TTH is intended as comedy rather than an actual suggestion. Actually attempting this on a girl may result in being slaped, tasered, and/or sued.
Jerry went to Cirque du Soleil looking for a girlfriend flexible enough to perform the Texas Trouser Headlock.
A sex position. When a male and a female are about to engage in intercourse, the male pulls down the female's pants in a way that they turn inside out as they come off, but stop so that they remain around the ankles. Finally the legs are lifted up so that the trousers catch around the back of the neck keeping them locked in the upright position.
Warning: The TTH is intended as comedy rather than an actual suggestion. Actually attempting this on a girl may result in being slaped, tasered, and/or sued.
Jerry went to Cirque du Soleil looking for a girlfriend flexible enough to perform the Texas Trouser Headlock.
Jerry went to Cirque du Soleil looking for a girlfriend flexible enough to perform the Texas Trouser Headlock.
by wes b January 15, 2007