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Country Music

A genre of music that haunts many souls. If you live in the Southern part of the United States and hate the genre, you are pretty much asking for death.
Northern Person 1: I guess its your turn to choose the music for the car trip.
Southern Person 2: Okay, I know exactly what to put on! *Turns on a Country Music Playlist, and Big Green Tractor begins playing*
Northern Person 1: *Crashes car due to the horrible music blaring through the speakers.*
by ThatDudeTwentyTwo October 12, 2021
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Best Country

a bunch of instagram meme pages that spam really long copypastas in comment sections, mainly in geohistorical accounts, some are good and funny like france glorious nation honhon and hungary thebest, however most suck, only not as much as meme accounts with the word authoritarian in
nigga best country accounts are annoying
by jewoninsta July 21, 2021
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Tiki Country

Country-Ish music along the lines of mixing country with party with beach.
Also- Country artists trying to break into the Jimmy Buffett demographic!
Kenny Chesney and Corey Smith aren't country.... They're Tiki Country.
by rfoster112 August 30, 2013
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Country Slaw

A delectable country tossed, leafy, moisturizing dish prepared when a person is declared dead. You eat this dish for 7 days straight, while grieving over a loss. You also may bathe in this foliage.
Country slaw, as knows as "salad".
by TonyTumpTump March 25, 2012
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Country Crump

Unlike the standard crump, Country Crump is a dance native only to the North East – especially upstate New York. Commonly performed at parties, the Country Crump is the art of standing vertical and slow stepping with one’s feet, to the rhythm, while swinging one’s hands. One should note that while swinging one’s hands, the shoulders and elbows should remain perfectly still, allowing the arms not to move, making the wrist swinging more pronounced. Commonly, the Country Crumper will do this move with a blank face.
When Chris did the Country Crump all of the girls laughed and pointed.
by knot chris October 17, 2011
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Country cutie

Something that the king of marshmallows, and spoils himself with a chocky milk calls little girls on Roblox.
Person 1 : Where are you from?
Person 2 : *says somewhere that has a country accent*

Person 1 : OMG! We love a country cutie<3
by Jaidenslovergirl<3 January 29, 2023
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Country Chav

by Bloup February 18, 2023
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