shady zaner

Verb: To perform a shady zaner ; to text your wife while you are mid-intercourse with your girlfriend
noun: To be a shady zaner: To be the guy who always has to cover for his infidelity while he is still inside the home wrecker
"you dumb bitch, you don't even know I'm giving you the shady zaner!"

" forget this, I ain't no shady zaner, go find someone you trust"
"you fucking lonely ass bastard, you wish you could give yo bitch a shady zaner, but you just never gonna be good enough to pull that shit off"

"dude the weirdest shit happened, my girl don't text me all day for 2 weeks then the minute I catch my side piece I gotta pull a shady zaner"
by notsoshadynowareya May 27, 2015
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shady lore

Shady Lore.

Shady was born in July 26 on the year 1989
By a woman called Shadira. His father wasn't around since he was involved in a drive by shooting with shady at the age of 1, but shady was too young to be charged so his father took the guilt. He lived his childhood having unprotected sex with adults ( mainly men ) and playing with glocks at the park. At his teenage years he got put in jail for shooting up a hospital but only completed 1 year of his sentence because he was bailed out by e side. At his highschool years he got involved with a really dangerous gang called 5star known for kissing their enemies to death. In his 20's he pulled up on his opps many times leaving them deceased. His famous weapon was an app called Discord which he used to plan drive by shootings on his e opps. Throughout his 20's he got put in jail several times for murdering his wife because of her fatness and shooting up an orphanage for the excuse that they will find their family in heaven. In his 30's he got promoted to Mod and has managed to gain the support of many. He rebuilt the famous gang 5star and reached worldwide. At the age of 35 he achieved the rank Mentor and guided 5star to greater success. In 2022 he is still alive,handsome and wealthy still sliding on e opps and fucking e hoes. A few months later he transformed from 35 to 54 and is turning 55 in July. He is now protecting Utah and still shooting up hospitals.
the shady lore for greatest man alive
by utahns June 18, 2022
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shady the cat

person: did you see shady the cats new video?
person2: yes i love her
by hallowbih January 02, 2021
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Shady Contractor

A shady contractor is someone who can talk up a storm while low-balling you i.e. makes a deal or arrangement that sounds good but really isn't.
"Rick was talking to me about all these small boxes that he had to move and how easy a job it would be for two people and that he would do most of the work, but when I went with him to help him all of the boxes were super heavy and we had to move them up sooo many flights of stairs and it took soo long."

"Damn! What a shady contractor!"
by Shammmm June 12, 2015
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Erca Shady

"yo my guy you really eating like a Erca Shady no cap!"
by THEHOMEI94ir October 19, 2020
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Shady teenser

Somone who resembles shady jeff

(former member of hollywood undead)
and is also a teenser,
meaning the highest of all insults
Person 1: Somone with a mustache or dumb haircut
Person 2: Somone being under the douche bag influence
Person 3: somone who is a plan and outwright Shady teenser
Person 4: Somone who thinks they are a Hollywood Undead when they really know nothing about them
by shadyssuck September 10, 2009
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shady katey

🅱️ Shady Katey is someone who seems loyal and says they will do something but won't (and they might even promise they will but still won't cause they Shady™) Uses 🅱️ a lot too (and probably has a bbf named Miles but that might be a little specific) but tbh in the end is a great fren
Damn Shady Katey strikes again

Fucking Shady (ass) Katey
by YaBoiMiles July 24, 2017
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