A person who isn't lactose intolerant but says they are to all dairy products..... except ice cream
Selective lactose intolerance
Selective lactose intolerance
Patient: um yeah they messed my dinner order up again. It has cheese on it and I can't have cheese
PSA: I apologize. Are you lactose intolerant?
Patient: yeah
PSA: Again I apologize for this. I will get all the dairy off your tray and place a restriction so no more will be brought in. (Picks up CHEESE omelette, 2 pints of chocolate milk and ice cream while patient watches sadly thinking he isn't getting anymore ice cream now)
Patient: (sarcastically) umm thanks
PSA to another PSA
PSA 1: so apparently he isn't lactose intolerant he has selactose intolerance
PSA: I apologize. Are you lactose intolerant?
Patient: yeah
PSA: Again I apologize for this. I will get all the dairy off your tray and place a restriction so no more will be brought in. (Picks up CHEESE omelette, 2 pints of chocolate milk and ice cream while patient watches sadly thinking he isn't getting anymore ice cream now)
Patient: (sarcastically) umm thanks
PSA to another PSA
PSA 1: so apparently he isn't lactose intolerant he has selactose intolerance
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