When a female and male both urgently have to urinate, and only one toilet is available. The female sits on the toilet, while the male sits on her lap aiming between her thighs, both urinating simultaneously.
“Goran and Cassidy double saddled so they didn’t pee themselves.”
“Tori and Sam couldn’t hold it any longer while in line for the port-a potty, so Sam double saddled Tori to release his bladder.”
“So Alfredo didn’t have to pee in the sink, Steff let him double saddle her”
“Tori and Sam couldn’t hold it any longer while in line for the port-a potty, so Sam double saddled Tori to release his bladder.”
“So Alfredo didn’t have to pee in the sink, Steff let him double saddle her”
by CBN0628 May 14, 2025
Get the Double Saddle mug.When giving anal, the top says “saddle up, partner” and proceeds to slide upwards on the bottoms back while keeping penetration. The top will then grab the hair of the bottom and twist it around their grips as if they were goat horns. The sexual activity will then continue while in a concerning amount of pain
Woman: “Babe, let’s spice it up tonight, it’s been kinda boring in bed recently”
Man: “Yeah I agree, let’s do something crazy, like the Peruvian Goat Saddle”
Woman: “The fuck is that?”
Man: “Yeah I agree, let’s do something crazy, like the Peruvian Goat Saddle”
Woman: “The fuck is that?”
by YoCug41 June 6, 2025
Get the Peruvian Goat Saddle mug.When a gentleman is wearing short shorts, banana hammock, mankini or other skimpy lower wear and has each testical out each leg. Like a saddle bag on a horse or motorbike.
I'd wear my daisy dukes to the BBQ but am always Saddle Bagging 'em and it looks like two bald chicken heads gasping for air.
by Underpants man June 12, 2025
Get the Saddle Bagging mug.Physically fit again.
by TheToiletOfAmerica December 29, 2022
Get the Back in the saddle mug.A euphemism for a condom. Made famous by country singer Nat Stuckey in his song "Plastic Saddle"... Google it for lyrics.
"I can tell a fast train by the way she blows
So don't give me no plastic saddle lemme feel that leather when I ride"
So don't give me no plastic saddle lemme feel that leather when I ride"
by Dickless Tracy September 25, 2023
Get the Plastic Saddle mug.1. The soreness felt on the buttocks after riding a bicycle, motorcycle, or horse when one is not used to it.
2. The way the buttocks looks when grinding in reverse cowgirl or doggystyle.
2. The way the buttocks looks when grinding in reverse cowgirl or doggystyle.
1. Man, I rode a horse for the first time in years yesterday and I've got the worst saddle butt!
2. Dude, you should see her saddle butt when she's riding.
2. Dude, you should see her saddle butt when she's riding.
by mad mortarman November 25, 2021
Get the saddle butt mug.by TheyBoysIdeas February 16, 2022
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