An up-and-coming story about a strong character named Blade Sado. One who can conquer all evil. Just a small boy in a big world, he is Blade Sado!
by b0mbas3b January 2, 2026
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Signs and Symptoms:
Known to buy every E sports skin pack in the shop.
Bunny hopping until the Adderall wears off.
Sweating more than Yokozuna inside a chili factory in Peru thus ruining a relaxing evening of gaming with non virgin friends.
Utilizing TikTok to such a degree that not even an olympic swimming pool of Narcan could revive them or there smooth brains.
*Avoid them at all costs as they may have crustified waifu body pillow ejaculate/jizzum crumbs on there dermis/epidermis.
Signs and Symptoms:
Known to buy every E sports skin pack in the shop.
Bunny hopping until the Adderall wears off.
Sweating more than Yokozuna inside a chili factory in Peru thus ruining a relaxing evening of gaming with non virgin friends.
Utilizing TikTok to such a degree that not even an olympic swimming pool of Narcan could revive them or there smooth brains.
*Avoid them at all costs as they may have crustified waifu body pillow ejaculate/jizzum crumbs on there dermis/epidermis.
All we wanted to do was have some fun on COD tonight but this lobby too many E sports Sadboys in it. Shit be sweaty as fuck we out.
by Distortus Dongasaurus April 4, 2023
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