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News shiting

it's like shit posting but its a news article.
Jake: did you see that news article yesterday?
Paul: yes , it was News shiting.
by Sneaky0 April 7, 2020
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SHITING!!!

when i close my eyes.... I SEE SHITING!!! I SEE FUCKING SHITING!!! FUCK THAT SHITTER!!! ok i think that is enough. I SAY IT S ENOUGH WHEN I SEE THAT SHITTER!!! FUCK THAT SHITTING BOY YA DNGIE SHIT MO BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by joanne olougnja November 18, 2020
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Shite Rom

A small fairly inept detective agency based in the north east of England
Someone stolen your sandwiches? Quick, call James from Shite Rom - he's a super sleuth
by Schtinky and Amanda November 17, 2009
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Shite

'Shite launching in 3, 2, 1..'
by ur moms a shite November 1, 2022
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Shite sex

A form of sex in which the guy shoves his dick up the ass of their partner, whether that be a guy or a woman, and the effect of this causes the person receiving the dick to end up having their bowels loosened so that they have to go and shite in the toilet aka taking a dump, or shitting. The guy manages to get his dick out quickly enough from the anus, but the partner shits all over the bed about 2-3 seconds later: a tiny amount of shit lands on the erected dick, which upsets the guy and makes his attempted sex act less interesting in the end.
Guy: Want to have a bit of sex in the bed?
Partner: Yeah, I'm in need of some anal.
*guy and partner proceed to get big dicks.*
Partner: Oh shit, stop penetrating me, I need to do a shit.
Guy: Oh shit! Getting my dick out now....
*Partner shits all over the bed 3 seconds later.*
Guy: Woah, that was close, I almost got shite sex!
by a_random_shitposting_troll February 15, 2025
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attention shite

Also 'attention shit' for the world outside the UK and Ireland. An act of defecation by a pet dog or cat, designed to get the attention of the owner/master, who has done (or not done) something to annoy said pet.
Jesus! The cat's dropped an attention shite in the laundry hamper again! Did you forget to feed her!?
by Andy Sword January 25, 2011
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thats so shite

When your breakdancing on your living room floor shirtless and your little brother says “thats so shite”
We got maths next, thats so shite
by THATS SO SHITE November 22, 2024
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