nipple raping dog whore

a person who not only rapes nipples (rubbing inappropriatly) but whilst dressed like a dog , and acting like a slut, and sipping tea.

Amy- "Yo homes, I was sipping tea with my mum when all of a sudden she put on a dog costume and rubbed my nipples. INAPPROPRIATLY!"

Ashley- "Oh f*ck bruhh, she's a nipple raping dog whore!"

Amy- "You shit taco."

by bumsex100 April 15, 2010

Reading, Ohio

The small town all about getting booty. Guys want it, girls get it. What else can you ask for? We share the details (;

In Reading, Ohio..... Boy meets girl, girl likes boy. Boy makes a move, girl accepts.

by Godalmightyisawoman January 5, 2011

paper raping

the mass student copying of a single students paper, usually resulting in many detentions.

everybody in class was paper raping jennys math hw and we all got phone calls home.

by kamren r December 16, 2008

Gatorade Ass Raping

When a person (usually in close relation to you, but could also be a stranger) repeatedly tries to 'rape' you with a long gatorade bottle. Mostly for self defense, but also done for pleasure.

1:I legit, could not sleep last night!
2:Oh really, why?
1:Justin kept Gatorade Ass Raping me every time I fell asleep!
2:Oh geez, that's rough.

by Cato699 January 16, 2013

No stop reading this

Seriously I said to fucking stop. This isn't fucking funny stop fucking reading and vote for other submissions.

I'm serious please no stop reading this it's not fucking safe.

by Pieceofshit43 May 5, 2020

reading the mail

eavesdropping on a conversation; sandbagging (ham radio lingo)

A ham radio operator tunes her radio to a frequency frequented by other hams, usually people she knows. She can listen in on their QSO without them knowing it.

"So I was *ahem* reading the mail this morning on 2 meters..."

by rubberbiscuit August 11, 2009

Reading Wankers

Your rich friends who go to Reading Festival (or any for that matter) 'for the lash' or 'for a laugh', regardless of who's playing.

These people usually boast a music taste consisting of the charts and have never heard of anyone before the 1990s

Guy 1: "Have you heard The Libertines are playing this year?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, shame all of the Reading Wankers have bought the tickets!"

by pwbcallday June 7, 2010