Too On/Too Ready

When a person is overly excited about something; being first in line to eat, a date, get drunk, get high, etc... Should only be used before the occasion takes place or at the exact moment it begins. The purpose is to make fun of someone for being overly excited.

Joann was too on/too ready for her rendezvous with Stan that she showed up early. "She's too ready!!" Bill was too on to smoke that blunt, he coonfingered it up! Jim was too on for the concert that he got wasted beforehand and passed out before it even started!

by KEENEST July 22, 2016

Modified Low Ready

Dumb shit General Lee says.

I was in a modified low ready stance and aiming to kill.

by Ironman36 September 7, 2023

white bag ready

Dead/murdered/homicide; on the scene. White bag ready, ready for a white body bag carried by police.

If they had come at me they was gonna be white bag ready.

by A-12 terms June 2, 2018

shy and ready to die

well you heard of single and ready to mingle now shy and wanting to die

I'm shy and ready to die

by nico di Angelo June 16, 2019

HOT n' READY

Aroused and ready to engage in sexual activity.

Yo mamas like a little Cesar pizza HOT n' Ready 4 five bucks!

by bougie bourgeois February 14, 2012

ready like spaghetti

the be easy , loose, ready for sex,
ready to hookup

After a few drinks I invited her back to my place cuz she was ready like spaghetti

by lucknugg October 23, 2008

Are you ready kids

The last words a child hears before being molested after feeling a pointy object hit there ass

The last thing I heard before I was ruffied and raped as a child was are you ready kids.

by Dan the car guy July 8, 2019