Cole Raymond Southgate

Cole is a kid that is somehow 14 and 4'9. He is really pissy sometimes and has never had a girlfriend. He has a mom named Kelly that is pretty Ummm different.
Cole Raymond Southgate is a short bitch.
by November 12, 2020
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Raymond Rayside

Raymond Rayside is the name for a Home Depot ASM, primarily at store 6316. Raymond Rayside also refers to a former Marine Corps Member. Through harsh ruling and an iron will Raymond Rayside earns respect amongst the associates and customers of Home Depot.
Chris: "Hey Will who is the manager on duty?"
Will: "The manager is Raymond Rayside Chris. He is the best Chris."
by UwUChris December 28, 2023
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Alexander Raymond

To smart to be smart
"Alexander Raymond what is the answer to 556x2" "1112"
by |3r0y May 03, 2021
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everybody loves raymond

we all do
you do
i do
my serial killer neighbor does
michael jackson does
obama does
kurtis conner does
literally everyone does
neil cicierega: EVeRyBOdY LovEs RayMOnD
me: same
you: same
my cereal killer neighbor: same
michael jackson: same
obama: same
kurtis conner: same
literally everyone: same
by human i think February 04, 2023
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Raymond's Mustache

Raymond's Mustache is a God tier entity which has assimilated with Raymond's upper lip. This mustache is in fact sentient and has partial control over Raymond's actions, thoughts, and decisions. The mustache has existed long before Raymond has been alive, however, Raymond is the mustache's favorite host thus far. This mustache's biological trail can be traced back to the early 18th century, its first host was Black Beard.

The Biology

The mustache is impervious to fire, cold temperatures, acid, hair remover, and most other dangers present to a mustache. While there is no recorded evidence of the mustache being shaved or damaged by a razor, it is able to be trimmed by the host. While there is no danger to the host from assimilation, if he host decides to attempt to remove or shave the mustache the hair follicles with pierce the brain stem, killing the host. After the hosts death the mustache has approximately 48 hours to find a new host and begin the new assimilation.

The mustache connects to the host's brain by burrowing its fair follicles through the upper lip and through the skull to attach to the brain stem. The pheromones released by the hair endings control the release and reception of different chemicals in the brain, this usually ends up in the host becoming syndical and 'grumpy'. Raymond is no different, the composition of his brain is forever changed so that the mustache will stay in one place rich in nutrients and where the climate perfectly supports its growth.
Man, that thing is stronger than Raymond's Mustache
by Lusamyne February 13, 2021
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Raymond Moment

Origin:The Character Originally comes from a book named "Raymond's Run", bye Toni Cade Bambara, where a girl named Squeaky, takes care of her disabled older brother named Raymond, who has a growth disability.

Raymond Moment, a term created by Sawyer Rüzgar Atalay, means that when one does something or feels like they did something a retarded person would do.
Example 1: Jimmy, who got a bad grade on his math test, even though he studied for it, had a big Raymond Moment, and felt it too.

Example 2: When Jack forgor 💀 his school schedule, even though he has been in the school for five months, is having a Raymond Moment

Example 3: Laura forgor💀 her Laptop that she had to bring to work, which was a certified Raymond Moment, since she needed it for work/
by TurkUSA11 March 29, 2023
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