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Captain Raymond Holt

An adorable big black guy who once read the entire Urban dictionary in only 74 mins. so that he "could converse with the others uniformed officers" .

He's been the captain of Brooklyn 99 precint, a kind of Daddy figure for Jake Peralta and a loving husband to Kevin.

His worst enemy is Madeline Wuntch , for whom he has frequently travelled abroad "to look for new Wuntch insults" . She later demoted him from captain to cop, escalating season 7th in a crazy funny situation.

His robot personality has smoothed down more and more during the 8th seasons of the show and his straight alter-ego "Is a real dog!" (quote by Jake Peralta).

He's really loved by all the squad and makes a great character who loves to send criminals, alias. PUNKS, in prison.
Grandma: "Derek, did you steal 20 bucks from my wallet again?!"
Derek: "...nope"
Grandma: "I know you are lying, You, PUNK!"
Derek: "Gosh, you really sound like Captain Raymond Holt"

"There is nothing more intoxicating that the clear absence of a penis" - Captain Holt alter-ego.
by Spaghetti_Lover_69 September 13, 2023
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raymond chase

Raymond chase is A male that is wanted by every woman who sees him. He has absolutely gorgeous eyes. Typically dark eyes and dark hair. He's one of the most sweetest people on the face if the Earth. He makes a great friend. If he really cares about you, he will make an amazing boyfriend who cares about you very much. He doesn't like stupid and dumb people very much. He's very caring to his best friend and will listen to their problems when needed. Raymond chase has problems of his own and he may keep them to himself sometimes but other times he will open up. A lot of girls fall for him. He is extremely good looking and handsome. He's one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He will make you smile throughout the whole day even if it's the worst day of your life. Some people love Raymond chase and care for him dearly. Raymond chase would be lost without some certain friends but he has a great life now and loves everyone around him.
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Raymond Nicholas

A chill dude. In life, he just wanna find a girl that he can just vibe and watch Disney + with. Know for his nickname RayGlizzy, He created his twitter with the username "RealRayGlizzy" because I quote, "The username RayGlizzy was already taken by a flunky, So I just added "Real" ". He was born in New Orleans, Louisana on February 9th, 2002.

On September 17, 2019, his Twitter was banned because of false rumors of him telling a woman," You're built like a Ford Focus". With the help of his friends of getting his twitter back, the group of teens made the #FreeGlizzy movement go viral with over 130k likes and 89k retweets. Subsequently, Twitter Support gave him his account back when officials found the report to be false. He also goes by "Ray, Glizzy, Huncho, HunchoGlizzy, Glizz, and Lil Glizzy"

Fun Fact: He can dunk whiling being 5'8
Raymond Nicholas is just trying to find love.
Raymond Nicholas goes RayGlizzy.
Raymond Nicholas Nickname was given by his mother.
by yzzilgyaR February 6, 2020
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Ramen Raymond

Ramen Raymond an ugly ass motherfucker is racist
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Raymond Robles Does Not Like Prisma Colors

Raymond Robles Does Not Like Prisma Colors
Raymond Robles Does Not Like Prisma Colors
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rob raymond

a south park loving autistic acting bald band director who doesn’t give a shit except for once every 2 weeks when he gets moody
by fugly cunt March 18, 2024
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