pub footy

An Australian rules football league in Melbourne played by the greatest athletes on the planet. Whenever they play, everyone in the vicinity has to witness it. Commonly known as the greatest competition in the world.
Person 1: “Are you going to the funeral?”

Person 2: “Nah mate, I can’t, the pub footy is on”
by Theendofdays69 March 2, 2023
mugGet the pub footymug.

Pub Grub

(Pub Grub) or commonly known as cocaine or coke has got its name for being commonly snorted in a Wetherspoon toilets or other cheap shitty pubs.
"Oi dave you enjoy that bit of pub grub i gave you"
"Yeah mate my nose feels like its on fire cheers"
by Garrythesnorter34 September 4, 2023
mugGet the Pub Grubmug.

butt pub

A butt pub is where you go to get your colon cleaned out.
My constipation has me feeling bloated and lethargic. After work I'm going to the Butt Pub to have my Colon cleaned out!
by Dr. Breachurbutt October 31, 2013
mugGet the butt pubmug.

pub o'bog

A condition that occurs the morning after a big night on the drink. One uses the toilet to drop a grog bog but does it away from their PPPOR (primary pooing place of residence) (usually the pub). It is usually done as a favour to everyone
1.) I'll be back in twenty, I just got to pub o'bog. Does anyone have a newspaper?

2.) Yeah yeah, you're welcome, I didn't poo at home this morning I did a pub o'bog. I did everyone a favour.
by Urbane Diction December 30, 2010
mugGet the pub o'bogmug.

pub

shorthand for publicity or extensive mention in the news media or by word of mouth or other means of communication.
justin bieber is gettin' sum nice pub on twitter.
by yoskip August 28, 2010
mugGet the pubmug.

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