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Pringly possum

Basically another way of calling someone a cunt, in style.

Pronounced like Pringles, with a ee sound at the end and possum like the animal
You are a dick!”

“Well you are a Pringly possum!”
by Kc-and-Mh+Eg May 5, 2023
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Possum

"The act of rolling on your back, throwing your arms out like a zombie after a long 15 seconds of intercourse."
by A.H.203 August 27, 2013
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Possum boy

A guy who prefers a group of beautiful women, in hopes of “ shooting their shot”. They are a scavenger in a harmless kind of way. When they were confronted about their intentions, they play dead.
“ I planned a girls trip to the beach, plus our possum boy, of course!”
by Greasy strangler June 27, 2024
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Possum boy

A guy who befriends groups of beautiful women with the hopes of “shooting their shot”. They are a sort of scavenger in a harmless way. When confronted on their intentions, they play dead.
“I planned a girl day at the beach, plus our possum boy of course!”
by Greasy strangler June 27, 2024
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wannabe possum

a bitch that is always going to be a virgin because he actually takes his time to actually write a definition in this website. (im only writing this cuz of him)
"Hi I'm Wannabe Possum"
"Wow, so you're gay"
by I dont wannabe a possum September 30, 2018
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The Chaos Possum

A possum that came from another alternative dimension who manipulates living animals. The Chaos Possum primarily chooses it’s host as a human. The Chaos Possum persuades it’s host into playing dead in the middle of the road. At times the Chaos Possum will manipulate it’s host into have intercourse with other possums. The only way to get rid of the Chaos Possum after becoming it’s host is to contact a pedophilic pastor and be blessed by dark magic.
William: I think I have been cursed by the Chaos Possum.
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!
by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022
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Possum

A small beautiful creature you taunt your friends with. It gives them nightmares about it while you laugh. We <3 Possums.
by Possum_Protector October 13, 2019
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