playing possum

Pretending to be asleep so your partner doesn't try to have sex with you.

I'm always playing possum when my wife comes to bed so she leaves me alone.

by anonymous November 19, 2021

Possum

(noun) also known as a forest shrimp

There’s a possum playing dead in the road

by theovondictionary November 3, 2022

possum protectors

A group of possums that are here to save the world from the cats aka feline fighters and they protect the possum nation
This group contains the leafing ton family.

Look it’s the possum protectors here to save us again from the cats. Hint hint there a super hero

by Reäl people December 22, 2017

(O)Possum Muffler

When a vehicle lacks a muffler, or is otherwise intrinsically obnoxious or obnoxious by virtue of its owner, and vigilantes or society at large decide to tie the carcass of a dead opossum to the vehicle to display distaste for the vehicle or its driver.

"F--- that guy, if he declines his engine in front of the house again, he's getting an (o)possum muffler."

"We gave the Purple Avenger a 'Possum Muffler."

by (O)victim June 22, 2025

Possum boy

A guy who prefers a group of beautiful women, in hopes of “ shooting their shot”. They are a scavenger in a harmless kind of way. When they were confronted about their intentions, they play dead.

“ I planned a girls trip to the beach, plus our possum boy, of course!”

by Greasy strangler June 27, 2024

Possum boy

A guy who befriends groups of beautiful women with the hopes of “shooting their shot”. They are a sort of scavenger in a harmless way. When confronted on their intentions, they play dead.

“I planned a girl day at the beach, plus our possum boy of course!”

by Greasy strangler June 27, 2024

Possume

something post-requiem
that 
assumes
a role
in society.

Wait, what? What do you mean possume?

by ThaoNeguY July 6, 2011