Pied Piper of Poo
Pied Piper of Poo by Bitch Monkey September 7, 2006
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the piper
A mythological or fictional being that collects dues while playing the flute after an evening of heavy alcohol or drug use. Bringer of the hangover.
(1) I woke up with a very bad headache, I felt nauseous, and I think I saw the piper in my kitchen. (2) On the way home from 111 Minna, I could hear the faint sound of his zampona and I knew I'd have to pay the piper.
the piper by Montgomery & Piper August 26, 2007
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pay the piper
You've been up all nigt partying, carousing and having all kinds of good time. Now you're at work and you're so tired and hung over you'd rather be dead than have to spend the next 8 hours sorting out tps reports. Well, buddy, if you wanna have fun, you gotta pay the piper.
pay the piper by bart wheeler February 19, 2007
Creampied Piper
A sexual act/act of disrespect where one ejaculates into an instrument (typically brass or woodwind), then blows said ejaculate into the face of an unsuspecting listener.
"The band director is really pissing me off today."
"Let's give that motherfucker a creampied piper. That'll teach him."
"Let's give that motherfucker a creampied piper. That'll teach him."
Creampied Piper by nochilliam August 27, 2016