British Pipeline

The act of smothering a crumpet in tea, the tea being a lubricant, and shoving it your ass, then fisting yourself until it comes out of your mouth.

Oh my god, did you hear? Steve gave himself a British Pipeline!

by Depressed Male July 30, 2017

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Hawaiian pipeline

A frozen banana used for purposes to promote sexual pleasure to oneself or to another by inserting into ones body.

1. "I added bananas to the grocery shopping list so we can try the Hawaiian pipeline tonight"

2. Husband asks: "What's for dessert , hun?"

Wife Replies" "Hawaiian pipelines!"

by BrandyWegal1006 September 6, 2017

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montana pipeline

When a man shoves his dick into a woman's nose and then forces her to pick the shit out of her nose.

My girlfriend let me give her a Montana Pipeline

by Big Dick Papa Smurf October 4, 2017

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Alaskan Pipeline - (performed by 2 men) When 1 man shoves a glass pipe into his Ass. "Inserts" a small pet Hamster and or Gerbil into the tube then backs the other end of the tube into the other mans Ass, while reaching around and stroking eachother while the gerbil runs back and forth. Then when one of the men are about to climax they remove the tube and feed it to the gerbil.

Alaskan Pipeline - Dude I could totally go for an Alaskan Pipe line right now!

by Sweatfinger May 7, 2018

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Toboggan Pipeline

While riding a toboggan in a 69 position with your partner. Your girl accidentally sharts, but with the frozen weather it comes out frozen solid. And the turd glides off your forehead.

I was going downhill in a sled and 69 ing my girl. She sharted and gave me a "Toboggan Pipeline"

by Spoker February 22, 2018

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