Pamper's Clause

Covering your ass

He said he wasn't shown what to do,so escaped blame...He used the Pamper's Clause...

by thefullronnie August 29, 2011

Pumped Up Kicks

Robert's got a quick hand
He'll look around the room he won't tell you his plan
He's got a rolled cigarette
Hanging out his mouth, he's a cowboy kid
Yeah, he found a six shooter gun
In his dad's closet, in a box of fun things
And I don't even know what
But he's coming for you, yeah, he's coming for you
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet

Daddy works a long day
He's coming home late, yeah, he's coming home late
And he's bringing me a surprise
Cause dinner's in the kitchen and it's packed in ice
I've waited for a long time
Yeah, the slight of my hand is now a quick pull trigger
I reason with my cigarette
Then say your hair's on fire
You must have lost your wits, yeah
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 7, 2021

pomperus

Very uppity; posh.

Sandra Bullock plays a very pomperus role in all her movies.

by ThaDrawer November 6, 2021

bloody pampers

used tampon

he lost the bet, and now he has to eat his girlfriend's bloody pampers.

by juicejuice April 13, 2009

sad pupper

a pupper that has faced absolute despair, disappointment, or fear and is in turn sad because of it

that pupper is sad for he is stuck, therefore he is a sad pupper

by Rikerino July 13, 2017

big ol pupper

A doggo

What's a big ol pupper?
It'a doggo

by Jishwa's fren March 20, 2017

thick and pumped

Rock solid and ready to take on a guy

I was thick and pumped pulling up to prom.

by Adrian Kukaj April 24, 2023