lake ontario

a large area where the resident ejaculates

shon: i ejaculated like lake ontario after i saw those hips

by A rizz February 5, 2024

from Ontario

Basically means the person is a massive cokehead, tweaker or some sort of drug addict and all around scumbag. You see and meet them all the time in Calgary and Edmonton. They come to Alberta to make money and because they made too many enemies wherever they're from, so they flee. Be cautious around these animals and be prepared for them to eventually fuck you over and disappear. Just when you think they're nice and chill, nope, they are scheming and devising ways to fleece and scam you. It's just a matter of time. NEVER lend them money, you will NEVER get it back. Avoid single moms from Ontario at all costs, the pussy may be out-of-this-world but it isn't worth the headache for what will eventually happen, just trust me. And they will never pass up any opportunity to let everybody around them know that they're from Ontario, they just can't help themselves. Often times they'll get jobs but then quit after they're eligible for EI to go on drug benders. Very well known to steal equipment, tools and copper off of job sites and selling them on Kijiji for drug money. Usually they lay on a really thick, exaggerated Canadian accent to mock you and when they are being condescending, often grossly overusing "bud" and "buddy."
They're usually on a war path and don't give a shit anymore, bordering on pure unadulterated sociopathy.

Derek from Ontario drinking with guys he works with at a bar "ohhh yeah bud i'm from Ontario eh? Oh fuck bud the Leafs are just right fuckin' pissin' me off like just win for crying out loud! Holy smokes any of you boys want to kill a cig out front?"
Out front "Oh hey can I bum a smoke off ya bud? I fuckin' forgot my pack at home like a fuckin' retard." *Lights smoke* "hey anybody got any coke I can buy?"

A month later Derek steals a bunch of impact drills, sawzalls, pipe wrenches and copper from the job site and sells it on Kijiji for coke money. Derek never returns to work and soon begins collecting EI and becomes a food bank regular to save money to buy more drugs. Derek finds a doc who will prescribe him Xanax for a small bribe, which he crushes up and laces with shitty coke and dirty fentanyl and sells it to highschool students.

by MillzUndesirable March 6, 2025

Hammond, Ontario

A small country town in Rockland, Ontario that nobody has ever heard of.

Person 1: I went to Hammond, Ontario
Person 2: Is that a store?
Person: No, it's a town.

by Sgt BlackCat January 19, 2016

Fergus, Ontario

A small town no one in the gta knows of. Full of bad soundcloud rappers and a bunch of boys who think they’re gang. Cops everywhere. You’re most likely to be arrested and charged for dumb shit.

“fergus, ontario yutes eh, always thinking they hard”

by nicknameismebjadf December 14, 2019

West Elgin, Ontario

West Elgin ontario:, Population of under 1000 people, and west lorne is the crime capital! I mean, In rodney, someone
decided to murder someone brutally with chainsaw blades! We are known for our heroin needles all along the gas station! Try to count em! You’ll loose count, or skate park is litterally a dump truck that took a shit! The population being around 500 of west lorne, one of the small towns in west elgin, and it’s possibly the worst, you have eds gas station, who just sits there doing blow all day! You got 250 of the population being tweakers!, and also! You can walk down the street and have people offer you jib, crack, blow, or even lemon kush! We’re known for our naturally good outdoor marijuana, there’s even a small crip blood gang that goes down! , or the fact a ball of meth the size of my head gets sold in a night! By the local meth pushers of course, but stay away from these people, any of the greasy garage, definetly munch (unless you like laptops) jmag, matty chase, and multiple others, don’t try west elgin like they don’t run shit, y’all got 9mm, we got 762s(and needle wielding methheads)

Man West Elgin, Ontario. Don’t stop there for gas.

by Roaster69 August 17, 2020

Orangeville, Ontario

Orangeville is a lovely place if you happen to be a bedridden deaf mute. Their streets are the sole preserve of troglodytes whose regards for subtlety and variation is comparable to a pigs passion for the slaughterhouse, their homes are the homely equivalent of a prolonged bowl movement followed by an unexpected absence of toilet paper. Incase I haven’t made myself clear: I thought I'd be in Hollywood by now.

Orangeville, Ontario is full of the fruitless

by bobdylanscousin November 29, 2020

Minden Hills, Ontario

A small town in Ontario, known best for it’s drug addicts and homophobia. A quiet town with a low population and nothing to do, you can usually find teenagers high and crying in the foodland parking lot

Overall not a great place

“my family is moving to Minden Hills, Ontario”

“Good luck. I hear that place is a cesspool”

by junkfears January 22, 2022