Bruce just bought a third vehicle just to drive on his property because his country boujee self didn’t want to get his new boots muddy.
by Cchrissiee April 21, 2021

a bunch of instagram meme pages that spam really long copypastas in comment sections, mainly in geohistorical accounts, some are good and funny like france glorious nation honhon and hungary thebest, however most suck, only not as much as meme accounts with the word authoritarian in
by jewoninsta July 21, 2021

by WillyWonkaLover2020 November 8, 2020

A bitch that lives in the country. Her hobbies include being a bitch, farming for ass, and having other bitches to work for her.
by Bitch Expert August 22, 2019

Something that the king of marshmallows, and spoils himself with a chocky milk calls little girls on Roblox.
Person 1 : Where are you from?
Person 2 : *says somewhere that has a country accent*
Person 1 : OMG! We love a country cutie<3
Person 2 : *says somewhere that has a country accent*
Person 1 : OMG! We love a country cutie<3
by Jaidenslovergirl<3 January 29, 2023

Unlike the standard crump, Country Crump is a dance native only to the North East – especially upstate New York. Commonly performed at parties, the Country Crump is the art of standing vertical and slow stepping with one’s feet, to the rhythm, while swinging one’s hands. One should note that while swinging one’s hands, the shoulders and elbows should remain perfectly still, allowing the arms not to move, making the wrist swinging more pronounced. Commonly, the Country Crumper will do this move with a blank face.
by knot chris October 17, 2011
