Mushroom Whelp

A mushroom whelp is the aftermath of being hit in the face from ones penis. Or the raised mark left from that act.

After Sally ran her mouth, I gave her a mushroom whelp across her face.

by CoolerMan January 14, 2014

baby mushroom

a term used to describe a very small penis.

"Did you see how small that guy's weiner was?"
"Yeah man, he had a baby mushroom!"

by Tifany December 9, 2007

Mushroom Fany

The alias of Tiffany, a member of the Korean girl group, SNSD (Girls' Generation). Notoriously known for mispronouncing her nickname, "Brighter than Jewels" Tiffany, as "Brighter than Mushrooms" Tiffany; hence the nickname "Mushroom Fany." This has caught on with the SNSD fandom and has been adored by fans alike.

Tiffany: Hello! I'm "Brighter than mushrooms" Tiffany!

Fan: BWAHAHAHA!!! LOVE YOU MUSHROOM FANY!

by BREEZUSXQJY January 20, 2011

Mushroom stamp

To leave an impression of ones penis on another persons skin(Face preferably). 2. To Dick slap.(really hard)

The hoe was back talkin so i mushroom stamped her across the forehead

by don weezy July 12, 2006

Making a Mushroom

The act of moving one's bowels producing solid fecal matter.

Bo: Why does it smell so bad in the hallway?

Robbie: Someone forgot to spray after he finished making a mushroom in the bathroom.

by BHH_IV January 23, 2009

Mushroom Pie

A situation where a man has sexual intercourse with a pregnant woman, who at some point miscarries her child on the penis of the man.

I thought it was weird enough having sex with a pregnant girl, but then we made a mushroom pie... I still haven't gotten it all out of the sheets.

by Renee D November 14, 2007

magic mushroom

they make you TRIP not get HIGH you fucking idiot

by shoeless joe March 24, 2003