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monica

monica is what black people call people that help them out no matter what.
tyrell: "yo yo yo whats good monica?"
john: "I've only got 7 bucks till payday since i paid my unexpected medical bill, but if you go for a walk with me to the liquor store we can get some old english 40s to get our drink on."
tyrell: "MONIKKA"
by doctor cockter OBGYN August 25, 2023
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Monica

Monica is a fatty that don't take showers and she liked My boyfriend
My bf:Monica said that im cute and she stank
by Haha_1 April 7, 2022
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Monica dehoyos

Sexy and eye catching. will talk your ear off and laugh even when the joke isnt funny. Good for the heart and soul. Down for what ever if your your down cor what ever. Loyal and honest a true friend indeed. A lawyer that will win even if there isnt anything to win. She might tell you "she has to sit on her feet to get to your level." Oh ya like that..
by Avilynn November 29, 2021
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Monica

The most beautiful and cutest girl you will ever meet. Best ones to be friends with before lovers. Always there for you and are hilarious. You will immediately love any Monica you see and talk too. THEY ARE ALWAYS THICC AF <3
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Monica

The most cringe person you'll ever meet. She probably doesn't even know how to play laser tag and likes to sit on her phone at work, but sometimes she brings you cookies so that's alright I guess
by Monicringe17 April 23, 2023
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Monicaitis

Is a unique condition characterized by inflammation of the heart and brain, leading to an intensified sense of love and desire specifically for someone named Monica. This condition results in heightened emotions and a strong, continuous longing for the individual named Monica. The inflamed state of both the heart and the brain causes the affected person to experience a profound and persistent stream of affection and attraction towards Monica. It is a rare and unusual medical phenomenon where the individual's emotional and cognitive functions become tightly intertwined with their feelings towards Monica, resulting in an unprecedented focus on their love and desire for her.
I can't feel anything exept for the loneliness when Monica isn't near! I do nothing without missing her laugh mostly! I miss her in every moment of everyday that she is gone away. I just want to respectfully Love her! Hug her! Hold her! Kiss Her! Caress her! Touch Her! Feel her! Want her! Need her! Smell her! Hear her! Tickle her! Taste her! Bath her! Feed her! Choke her! So much that I feel as if I should hate her for being so infectious that I am infected with the uncurabile Monicaitis!
by La Monica De Tonic June 18, 2024
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