Michael 

Michael

Michael is a very sexy man he has a very large penis (11 inches)he loves to go after girls that don’t like him and loves to make fun of him self do everyone can laugh lots of girls will love to go be his girlfriend but he likes girls that are hard to get his real feeling are always kept in and he just likes to laugh when ever some one makes fun of him but actually he really feels hurt.

I see Michael everyday now 11 years I know him and he is just like that.

Michael by Michaels bff November 7, 2019

michael 

fittest guy youll ever meet, especially if he has brown hair. gets all the girls and guys and has a fit body. very smart, cute, empathic and fit 10/10 would reccomend

wow michael is so fit, i wanna kiss him
ikr i want him as mine

michael by \(//∇//)\ December 30, 2019

MICHAEL 

a term used to describe a woman pretending to be a man online in order to pick up gays.

He went online and pretended to be a MICHAEL to pick up gay men. You should have seen the smile on his face.

MICHAEL by commanderd September 24, 2007

Michael 

BIGGEST, BADDEST BITCH AROUND!

damn michael, you're so fucking hot. I CAN'T WAIT TO RAPE YO DICK WHEN YO SLEEPIN.

Michael by mellow_jellow November 26, 2010

Michael 

The Biggest party animal ever. Extremely perverted, but has your back when you need it. Life might be difficult with him but there is no way in the entire universe you can live without him. He is the guy you keep away from girls you like because he will probably try to steal them, but underneath that pimpness is a caring friend that you would want to have forever.

Michael is the greatest guy in the planet

Michael by Uri Nemirovsky July 3, 2011

Michael 

Literally the hottest guy on earth. goes to a catholic school usually... plays sports such as track and basketball soccer and football. he is asian but tall. a great guy. hilarious. has a great body, and knows it. all the girls want him but few get him. flirts with all the hot girls and everyone wants him.

Em: "did you see michael at practice the other day?"
CC: "yea he was so hot, like usual"

Michael by oscarMEYERCOX January 9, 2011

Michael 

A plain bitch. Forever alone. Acts cool. (really isn't) Makes fun of people.

Guys stop being a Michael.

Michael by InsaneShadowEscape February 7, 2015