Michael

Very extroverted and can speak to everyone, but has a little trouble listening. Least athletic guy you will ever meet, but will know every fact about every athlete in the NBA. Might have a hidden gambling problem, but only because he's good at it. Somewhat smart but doesn't always show it. Loves animated comedy, especially shows like Family Guy and South park. Is always coming up with lofty business ideas and constantly pitching them to friends and family. Every Michael has a hot sister and has implied at one point that he agrees. But at the end of the day he’s always there to back you up.

“Who’s that girl over there? she’s hot” said Brad
“That’s Michael sister” Chad

by Rickss May 5, 2021

Michael

Has a big ass dick:)

Girl 1: oh look it’s michael!
Me: nice dick:)

by Idk what to say:/ May 17, 2021

Michael

Sporty, cocky, good with women, good at about everything he plays or does

Niggerman: that Michael is a god at basketball

Niggerboi: ya he is

by Niggerwomen November 14, 2019

Michael

A small, goodlooking guy. He's usually funny, but can go serious on certain topics. Really loves cheeseburgers, And was a camel in the before life. He brings a smile to everyones face, even if their unhappy. He has a good body, and is fashionable. Hes really sweet and a cutie. Sometimes, hes kind of vain though. :)

Aww, Michael's trying to climb that fence! Hes so little.

But hes hot aswell... Like phwoah.

by Jillian.22 February 5, 2012

Michael

The most amazing person in the world. Michael is extremely nice, always putting others before himself. He is very lovable and whatever he does is to benefit his other half. When you are in love with a Michael it is forever and strong. There could never be anyone else. And you cannot forget that Michael is very attractive. Michael also has a very high intelligence with a genius IQ. You can never love anyone else once you loved a Michael because he is perfection.

Gabrielle: I'm going to make Michael mine, I'm going to make him fall in love with me.

by UndeservingGirlLovingYou September 27, 2011

Michael

People with this name are very likely to be made entirely of AWESOME. The Angel Michael was God's Hitman. Most Michaels can lick their eyeballs. Michaels are equal parts Bloom and Decay. Michael is another word for fly, dope and Libahunt. Michaels are Pimp. FTW.

I'm too Michael for this.

by sinister eel February 3, 2010

Michael

the most annoying, bitchy, dramatic guy you'll ever meet. only cares about himself.

Michael is such a douche.

by 2cool4school2lame4fame December 1, 2013