melissa

a girl who loves boys she is addicted to them

look at melissa

by shwjjdejnejfmemdmcm October 16, 2019

Melissa

bitch

A Grade A egg head who does nothing but put people in a bad mood.

No one:
Literally no one:

Melissa: *being gross*

Friend: *being a douche*
Me: ugh you're such a melissa

by Bouttofightabitch December 29, 2019

Melissa Mcghee

Melissa Mcghee was a contestant on season 5 of American Idol. She lives outside of Tampa Florida. She's an amazing vocalist who is definitely going to make it big one day!

That girl sings likes Melissa Mcghee

by jamjamtampamam May 20, 2009

Melissa

Supposedly a woman but cant understand why some would think so, considering her appalling and grotesque looks. If sasquacth took a bloody puss oozing parasitic shit it would only be her left thigh in descripion worth. If your fell into a pit of rotting vaginal juices it would only be the same magnitude of stench to being in the same home as her. All the way acrossed it, locked in a closet, with a half a roll of duct tape over your nose and mouth. No joke face melting uglyness...and thats just the exterior....mmmhhhmmm

I found a maggot filled oozing opossum at the park today.....really?!?! You found another melissa!! Gross

by Mr. MSM November 4, 2019

Melissa

The most beautiful woman you’ll ever meet. Anytime you are with her she’ll bring a smile to your face and you’ll want to do anything you can to prove yourself worthy of her love. Though she can be bitchy at times, her positives far outweigh the negatives!

Melissa wants to have a definition with the word bitch in it.

by Horse Cock Inhailer February 21, 2019

Melissa

A sad hoe whos very underapreciated and mostly fakes a smile so people wont tell her shit.

Oh look its melissa ughhhhhh

by Gayhoewhosptobablybisexual166 December 6, 2019

Melissa Truong

Most amazing person you will ever find. She is beautiful loving caring gorgeous and sweet. When you look into her eyes you will see how beautiful they are. Her smile is stunning and her body is breath taking. She will always make you feel loved and you will never want to let her out of your life. No one can make you feel more worthy of life than melissa. She could make you go insane for her because she is the most perfect person you will ever see.

guy 1: I wish Melissa Truong was my girlfriend.

guy 2: I know, she is the most amazing girl i know.

guy 1: Yeah, she could get any guy she wants, so why would she pick us?

guy 2: i wish i knew.

by KevinLovesMelissaTruong September 9, 2011