Mermaid

Another name for “cunt”

“You’re such a stupid mermaid (cunt)”

by anonymous February 7, 2024

Mermaidery

/ˈmɜ r.meɪdəri/ noun
enchanting decor, whimsical curiosities, and ethereal attire associated with mermaids.

1. She has an enchanted corner brimming with mermaidery in her home.
2. Mermaidery.com is the company that originally invented the word "mermaidery" and wrote the definition.

by Mermaidery November 16, 2023

mermaidery

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mer·maid·er·y
/ˈmɜ r.meɪdəri/
noun
Enchanting decor, whimsical curiosities, and ethereal attire associated with mermaids, including seashells, mermaid tails, and other oceanic elements.

1. Her home was adorned with seashells, mermaid tails, and all manner of mermaidery, reflecting her deep fascination with the mythical beings.

2. In her home, you'll discover an enchanted corner brimming with mermaidery.

by Mermaidery November 20, 2023

Mermaid greeting

When you receive oral sex from someone underwater and don’t know who it is.

I was at a night time pool party and got a Mermaid greeting.

by XdxcOkboomer November 24, 2023

mermaidman

a man who is a mermaid inherited by god.

Look at him, hes a mermaidman!

by debbie wink December 7, 2024

Mermaid’s Purse

The scrotum of a dog after its testes have been removed via surgical neutering. Merriam Webster and Oxford differ on whether a Mermaid’s Purse that has been refilled with neuticles still qualifies for the definition.

After getting neutered, that previously manly Maltipoo, Sea Bass, is little more than a rabbit, popping around the yard with that Mermaid’s Purse.

by Jeb6720 January 25, 2026

Mermaid Spit

The name for bong water when you accidentally ingest it.

Tommy just got mermaid spit from his bong.

by TIPSDIAMREM February 13, 2025