Person A: When will white women ever stop stealing from black women
Person B: I hate when leeches do that
Person B: I hate when leeches do that
by burndworl June 26, 2022

by Nissanboii September 2, 2020

A parasite with great audacity; a feeding parasite easily seen by others; a funny parasite that reminds one of ‘good times’; a small but colorful jungle creature good for a laugh; a creature easily plucked off and thrown away.
Origin: picture of Madagascar leech on the face of the world’s leading expert on leeches, Mai Fahmy.
Origin: picture of Madagascar leech on the face of the world’s leading expert on leeches, Mai Fahmy.
by bespectacled May 6, 2022

Basically a dickhead who stares at women ALL the time, comments on them in a sexual way and doesn't stop talking about them to his mates, or himself. Basically sticking to any women he finds attractive.
Josh sees a woman who he finds 'fit'
He turns to his mates.
"OI OI SHES FIT INNT SHE!! NICE ASS BABY!"
*Next day*
"Ayyeee she was so fit fucking hell."
-Leech man
He turns to his mates.
"OI OI SHES FIT INNT SHE!! NICE ASS BABY!"
*Next day*
"Ayyeee she was so fit fucking hell."
-Leech man
by Floppy Wanger August 18, 2016

Someone (usually elderly) that refuses to accept smartphones and move forward with the rest of the world; however still takes advantage of the smartphone by asking someone else to do it for them.
Can you get directions on your phone
Can you look up ...... on ...... for ME
You are a smartphone leech!
Can you look up ...... on ...... for ME
You are a smartphone leech!
by **NecroKiller** February 18, 2019

The guy who got triple edited on boxed like a fish got 200 pumped on and then had his teammates killed so he couldn’t get rebooted
by Deez nuts 200 May 27, 2022

by honchh July 25, 2018
