Leech

1. Someone who is constantly borrowing money from their partner / friends / family and never pays it back.

2. A person over 40 who no longer lives at home but who still doesn't pay rent, utilities, insurance etc and bleeds their family dry.

Andy is a leech, he is 45 and his parents still pay for all his rent and bills.

by Elizabeth Ashley July 22, 2024

Leech

A retarded redneck with a crusty ass mullet named dirty dick Dan

Dirty dick Dan is a leech. He latched onto my pooper just to get a log of shit on his mustache

by Dirty dick Daniel January 8, 2019

Leech in a Jar

When everyone is differently minded in a group of people who all think the same. Typically a depressed person in a group of abnormally happy people.

Person 1 - "Look at Timmy. He's so pessimistic while everyone else is running around, having fun."
Person 2 - "Yeah, you could say he's a like a leech in a jar. He knows he'll just die eventually, what's the point of it all."
Person 1 - "Wtf man."

by Lord_Truffles May 11, 2019

Ono leech

Any follower of Yoko Ono who believes in everything she says no matter what just because she was John Lennon's wife. (People who wouldn't give a shit about her if she wasn't with John wouldn't count as Ono Leeches.

"Oooh, I just got this new Yoko album!!"
"If it weren't for John, she wouldn't even sing, let alone get a record deal."
"Don't say that! She's amazing!"
"You're such an Ono Leech"

by powderdrain December 29, 2009

leech

freezin

freezin is a leech put that ak back

by Drezly September 4, 2018

Archie Leech

The guy who got triple edited on boxed like a fish got 200 pumped on and then had his teammates killed so he couldn’t get rebooted

That guy got Archie Leeched

by Deez nuts 200 May 27, 2022

leech and scoot

visually known as a shittalking gnome with green hair and a tedency to rally up his BROR.

you would leech and scoot ..

by honchh July 25, 2018